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Good post on EDSBS....

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...with this gem: "Starkville: Named "Starkville," and accepted personal checks at Burger King as recently as 1997. You can throw a beer can out of the city limits. When it lands, that beer can will be eaten by a malevolent goat. Do not fetch: you will be attacked by that goat and its friend Roscoe, who just got back from a manslaughter bid at Parchman Farm."