Mid-Day Rebel Roundup - 4/9/10
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 9, 2010 12:08 PM EDT
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That is what Rebel fullback EJ Epperson has apparently called himself, according to Brandt's Twitter. EJ, I don't want to argue semantics or anything, but how is a bowling ball filled with knives at all that effective? First, the knives likely mal-affect the trajectory of the ball, causing it to weeble-wobble and veer off course. And, secondly, if the knives are inside the ball what good do they serve? I guess you could have an easily shattering ball which, upon impact, explodes into a cloud of dust and releases the knives haphazardly, injuring bystanders and generally confusing the shit out of people. But, even for a fullback, that's an odd metaphor to use. Just sayin'. (HT: Thile)
Midseason Player Of The Year: Drew Pomeranz | Baseball America
The guy has been damn near flawless on the mound. It's really no wonder why Baseball America thinks he's the best overall player in the country, let alone the best pitcher in the country. Congrats Drew. Now get us to Omaha plz kthx. (HT: BWE and hottytoddytank)
Ole Miss' Terrico White 2009-2010 Highlight Reel | The YouTubes
It doesn't have any of his badass dunks from the NIT, but it's got some sweet shots. Check out the guy's channel; he's got highlights for plenty of other players as well.
Ole Miss' Thomas confident about draft chances | The Dispatch
Well her confidence didn't lead her astray as Lady Rebel roundballer Bianca Thomas was drafted 12th overall by the Los Angeles Sparks. Make money money make money money money, Bianca.
Ole Miss Draft Preview | SECDigitalNetwork dot com
Damn, we're going to lose some solid players... and Jevan Snead. More draft profiles to come over the next few days.
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"A bowling ball full of butcher knives"
Take it easy on the kid. How many other college level ballplayers have the knowledge base to come up with any kind of metaphor at all, let alone one that sorta makes sense if you squint your brain just right.
Oh, I like it. I like where his head's at.
I just thought it a bit funny, is all.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 9, 2010 12:39 PM EDT up reply actions
Re: Bowling ball, et al...
…I plotted out almost the exact same comment as the Rev. at least when it comes to content.
FYI, Rev., that is not a good sign for you. My brain don’t always work too good. ;^D
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
I loved Epperson's remark
It was a rare thing — a completely original sports metaphor. At least I think so. I have never heard of a “bowling ball full of butcher knives” before. So what if it doesn’t technically make sense (what’s a landshark, anyway?). The imagery is perfect.
I liked the effort.
Don't try and lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock 'n roll.
Bianca Thomas
I was totally caught off guard by her first round selection, but it’s awesome. For those of you who don’t know, the Sparks are coached by former Ole Miss great Jennifer Gillom.
I have not traditionally liked the Sparks. They’re kind of the glamor team of the WNBA (like the Lakers or Yankees or whatever) and are led by the hated Candace Parker. But with an Ole Miss coach and player, I might have to change my tune.
My record as a women's basketball lover is clear...
though my vested interest is in Armintie, not the league in general.
E.J. Epperson sports-metaphor generator
Brandon Bolden is a heat-seeking missile of fists.
Jerrell Powe is a solid steel wall of violence.
Don't try and lay no boogie woogie on the king of rock 'n roll.
Am I the only one...
Who thinks the concept of “Midseason PoY” is a bit silly? I mean, let’s just name a “Midseason National Champion” while we’re at it, so someone like Arizona St. can hang up half a banner.
Regardless, though, now that Drew Smyly has been moved to Friday, I’ve got a feeling there’ll be a nasty pitching battle down in Oxford in a few weeks. Should make for good baseball.
The SEC West has some fantastic pitching this year.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 9, 2010 1:20 PM EDT up reply actions
And 2/6 of it is in Oxford.
That’s 1/3, right? I was a Lliberal arts major.
Eschew obfuscation.
by sutpens100 on Apr 9, 2010 3:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions
Perfect metaphor
You can hit him head on and he will bowl over you, or your can shy away and get cut down like a slab of beef at the butcher shop. The intimidation factor is the key. LB’s need to be looking for him and not the TB. If they are focused on him and getting nailed by that metaphor they won’t be looking to see what the man with the ball is doing.
We need another Jason Cook, he could be that good.
I hope EJ
turns out to be the answer but I think the recruit from Ringgold, GA will push him if he’s not red shirted. I’ve seen him play since middle school and he is an athlete.
is that... a bowling ball full of butcher knives??
*explodes
I've gotten with a girl from every sorority @ Ole Miss. My life is complete.
by Blue Chip Prospect on Apr 9, 2010 6:00 PM EDT reply actions
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