[ED: In keeping with the established Rebel hecklin' tradition, reader Sneak a Leak has provided us with crucial information concerning our weekend opponent's outfield lineup. Learn this information and use it well. If you've got anything else of import to add, do so in the comments.]
- Brandon Boudreaux, #4: A freshman, so he likely won't start. Girlfriend is named Rebecca Coady. It's likely that you can do something with the name "Boudreaux". His girlfriend is pretty hot.
- Cody Robinson, #3: Couldn't find much on this fella. Another Freshman OF, son of William and Cheryl Robinson.
- Nick Boullosa, #16: The son of Joe Boullosa and Nancy Gravel. He has two brothers: Matt Boullosa and Sean Fazende; and three sisters: Amy and Ashley Boullosa, and Kelly Fazende. Looks like he starts. His Facebook pictures indicate that he hates the New York Yankees. He's a total Bro [ED: Like, "whoa broseph let's go boarding" or "damn, bro, I preesh you hookin' me up with those Nickelback tickets"?]. Looks like his 21st birthday is coming up next week.
- Greg Miller, #23: OF and 3rd Baseman. Son of Greg and Karen Miller. He has a twin sister Allie, a younger brother named Patrick, and younger sister named Mary-Kate. Went to Avon Old Farms High School. See what you can do with that.
- Gunner Wright, #31: OF and RHP. Yes, that's his actual born name. Son of Keith and Chelle Wright. Girlfriend's name is Annie Vallandingham. This is a quote from his Facebook profile: "my name is gunner...My sign of love making is gemini. i am not sure what my girlfriend is but i hope she is compatible."
- Frank Anthony Florio #34: Girlfriend's name is Tessa Gavilsky. Son of Rozanne and Frank Florio. Majoring in Political Science and would like to become a politician.
- Quinn Pippin #44: OF and 3rd Baseman. He's a freshman and the son of Craig and Belinda Pippin. This guy's profile picture looks like the movie poster for Brokeback Dormitory.