Hecklin': Tulane
by Sneak a Leak on Mar 3, 2010 10:25 PM EST
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Print[ED: In keeping with the established Rebel hecklin' tradition, reader Sneak a Leak has provided us with crucial information concerning our weekend opponent's outfield lineup. Learn this information and use it well. If you've got anything else of import to add, do so in the comments.]
- Brandon Boudreaux, #4: A freshman, so he likely won't start. Girlfriend is named Rebecca Coady. It's likely that you can do something with the name "Boudreaux". His girlfriend is pretty hot.
- Cody Robinson, #3: Couldn't find much on this fella. Another Freshman OF, son of William and Cheryl Robinson.
- Nick Boullosa, #16: The son of Joe Boullosa and Nancy Gravel. He has two brothers: Matt Boullosa and Sean Fazende; and three sisters: Amy and Ashley Boullosa, and Kelly Fazende. Looks like he starts. His Facebook pictures indicate that he hates the New York Yankees. He's a total Bro [ED: Like, "whoa broseph let's go boarding" or "damn, bro, I preesh you hookin' me up with those Nickelback tickets"?]. Looks like his 21st birthday is coming up next week.
- Greg Miller, #23: OF and 3rd Baseman. Son of Greg and Karen Miller. He has a twin sister Allie, a younger brother named Patrick, and younger sister named Mary-Kate. Went to Avon Old Farms High School. See what you can do with that.
- Gunner Wright, #31: OF and RHP. Yes, that's his actual born name. Son of Keith and Chelle Wright. Girlfriend's name is Annie Vallandingham. This is a quote from his Facebook profile: "my name is gunner...My sign of love making is gemini. i am not sure what my girlfriend is but i hope she is compatible."
- Frank Anthony Florio #34: Girlfriend's name is Tessa Gavilsky. Son of Rozanne and Frank Florio. Majoring in Political Science and would like to become a politician.
- Quinn Pippin #44: OF and 3rd Baseman. He's a freshman and the son of Craig and Belinda Pippin. This guy's profile picture looks like the movie poster for Brokeback Dormitory.
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I've be there for at least the Saturday game, DMC
Is there a plan to have a cuppers uniting?
"HOT BOUDIN! COOOOOLD COUS COUS, COME ON TIGAHS, PUSH PUSH PUSH!"
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Blame the Baptists.
by Juco All-American on Mar 4, 2010 8:01 AM EST reply actions
Man, I'm disappointed...
won’t be able to make it down this weekend. I guess it’ll be Kellum and G-Darb for me. That is some great material though. Let’s make sure we have some good stuff for next weekend vs. Louisville as well. I will be there and I will use it.
Wow! Thanks for the frontpage!
In regards to your bro-related question, here are some photos:
He’s drinking a screwdriver with the cast from Jersey Shore. The one on the left.
In this photo, Nick candidly poses in his floral swimsuit and wifebeater.
verdict
Just going off of these pics:
Boudreaux’s? I would sober. Gunner’s? at least a six pack and a shot or two. She looks a tad too “motocross” for my taste.
For some real fun, try playing this game with regards to the help @ Sonic. It can get interesting real quick.
“Huge, quickly”
I have no qualms with continuing this feature for the rest of the season's major games.
The only reason I haven’t done it before is that I’m not big on heckling a bunch of patsy teams.
I just want to act like we’ve been there before. That said, Tulane has been to Omaha a lot more recently than the Rebels, so fuck them.
I’ll do my best to fix the layout like this for the next game, and I’ll continue to call it “Hecklin’ ____”
At least if that’s okay with everyone.
by Sneak a Leak on Mar 4, 2010 12:13 PM EST up reply actions
Do it.
If it becomes as popular as it seems like it will, you’ll be a frontpage fixture.
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 4, 2010 12:28 PM EST up reply actions
I'm all for rattling the other team's cage...
but make sure your heckling is at least mildly creative. Yelling “Hey bro I fucked your girlfriend [name]” instead of just “I fucked your girlfriend” is still dumb as shit and makes our fans look like morons.
RV's, walk-on fans, and fictitious victories. Bama's in town.
Leak, you are a gentlemen and a scholar. Well done young man, well done.
@ 18,
I’ll make sure that I’m as whitty and snarky as the eleventy-teen beeras I plan to consume will allow me to be. Deal?
"Brokeback Dormitory"
Seriously? Like totally bro, it’s ok to use the gays as fodder in hecklin’! /sarcasm
Never forget: Chucky Mullins - Tony Fein - Bennie Abram.
Once a Rebel, Always a Rebel.
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Mar 4, 2010 3:47 PM EST reply actions
yeah, bro, seriously.
I know you think that I haven’t been around here for a while, but I have, and I do get your little scheme of making everyone think that you are the victim.
So, I’ll consider this my initiation. Congratulations, you are gay and like Ole Miss. I wouldn’t think anything of it if you didn’t bring it up all the damn time.
But you have no idea who you are talking to, either.
So, instead of bitching at me, why don’t you look at this picture and tell me if it reminds you of anything OTHER than Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhall making out:
by Sneak a Leak on Mar 4, 2010 4:37 PM EST up reply actions 2 recs
casual friday
backstage at the rodeo.
He’s just got that lasso around him so he can use his hands for other things, like one armed bro-hugs. At least, I think that’s what he’s doing with that left arm.
And his shirt is open because it’s hot in there. Not because he was caught in the process of removing it so his friend could lavish attention upon his (manly) chest.
Nothing gay about this, I’m afraid. Completely platonic.
Yup.
/returns head to sand
/grins
And here's a lighthouse keeper being beheaded by a laser beam!
If it makes you
feel better about yourself to make fun of people at the expense of other people, good for you I guess. But don’t expect not to be called out for it.
Never forget: Chucky Mullins - Tony Fein - Bennie Abram.
Once a Rebel, Always a Rebel.
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Mar 5, 2010 4:54 AM EST up reply actions
I try steer clear of gay slurs on the blog and all,
but it’s not like you don’t make fun of people at the expense of other people, BimBam. Granted, what you do is expected amongst fans (“LSU smellz liek CoRnDoGs”, etc.), but still.
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 5, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
Ghost
Corndogs don’t have feelings and aren’t other human beings. Just saying…
Never forget: Chucky Mullins - Tony Fein - Bennie Abram.
Once a Rebel, Always a Rebel.
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Mar 5, 2010 10:09 PM EST up reply actions
LSU fans are though.
Aren’t they?
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 6, 2010 9:18 AM EST up reply actions
But you're
comparing them to a frickin’ corndog.. not another class of human beings. Are there any black players on the team? Would you heckle them for being black or some stereotypical trait related to being black? I doubt it. At least not to their face. But it seems to be Ok in sports to do it as long as it’s some stereotypical thing about gay people.. and I think that shit is bunk.
Never forget: Chucky Mullins - Tony Fein - Bennie Abram.
Once a Rebel, Always a Rebel.
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Mar 6, 2010 11:23 AM EST up reply actions
You're connotations prmote the idea that they are smelly, trashy, coon-asses:
And despite what you may think about Louisiana, coon-asses do not describe the entire, or even general population, especially at LSU.
In fact, the term describes a proud people, who’ve been kicked out of their twice in their short history, from France, and then Canada, to settle in the bayou of south Louisiana where they had no choice but to make a living off of fur trade and promoting stereotypes.
Not only are they a social class, but they are a genetically based racial class.
Alas, that has not bothered you in the past. Probably because you like hurting other people’s feelings to feel better about yourself.
"HOT BOUDIN! COOOOOLD COUS COUS, COME ON TIGAHS, PUSH PUSH PUSH!"
Thanks for the history lesson
douchebag but I’m married to a “coon ass” and he he even says that’s not a race-based deal. Just like calling someone “redneck” isn’t race based. So get over youself. You’re wrong in this. It’s bullshit to make fun of people at gay people’s expense. Period. And I won’t say anything else about it. You’ve been called out, refuse to accept that it hurts people, so fuck you and move on. I am.
Never forget: Chucky Mullins - Tony Fein - Bennie Abram.
Once a Rebel, Always a Rebel.
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Mar 6, 2010 12:51 PM EST up reply actions
Maybe it's just wikipedia, but all of those explanations are related to ethnicity.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coonass#Etymology
That said. Look back at the beginning of this. I was NOT making fun of you, or gay people in general. And despite your best effort to characterize me as a bigot, I am one of the most liberal people on this blog, and represent myself as such on campus.
As an Ole Miss fan (and likely previous student and Mississippi resident) I’m sure you are stuck dealing with ass holes who don’t know what the hell they are talking about ALL of the time. I’m sure you sat in classes where people spewed hate and yet somehow, hardly got flack for it. I understand that. Hell-I am dealing with that every day. And despite what you’ve convinced yourself of, we aren’t that different. We are rambunctious individuals that don’t like taking crap or hearing falsities in an environment that doesn’t deserve it. But let your guard down for a second to see that I am on your side, but you are too defensive to notice.
If you don’t want to see that, then that’s fine. Whatever, truce.
But just remember that you are probably picking a fight with the wrong person…Sorry I wasn’t clear in directing my joke at Ang Lee’s shitty film.
"HOT BOUDIN! COOOOOLD COUS COUS, COME ON TIGAHS, PUSH PUSH PUSH!"
by David. on Mar 6, 2010 1:12 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Clean the sand out of your mangina and do work.
Jesus, this is collegiate sports you soft fisted victim. We use slurs (albeit not the REALLY bad ones) and 4 letter words and comments about ones proclivities to get under the skin and in the heads of opposing players. Especially in baseball where ones hecklin and trash talkin are unavoidably received by the opposing teams players.
If a gay comment causes bro#1 to drop a fly(swidt?) with MOB, giving us a 2 run lead in the late innings, then dammit, I’m going to do my best to get in the bastards head. Got it?
I swydt!
I liked it.
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 5, 2010 10:24 AM EST up reply actions
I was making fun of the movie.
Let me be clear one more time, and then the issue is dead.
If it makes you feel better about yourself to project your assumptions about my personality ,or even my sexual orientation, then go ahead.
But don’t expect to get any sympathy when you are totally freakin’ wrong.
"HOT BOUDIN! COOOOOLD COUS COUS, COME ON TIGAHS, PUSH PUSH PUSH!"
did I just give myself away?
Oops.
(FWIW-I’ll be continuing to use Sneak a Leak to write these)
"HOT BOUDIN! COOOOOLD COUS COUS, COME ON TIGAHS, PUSH PUSH PUSH!"
Please do this for all the SEC home weekends....
by MicoMcSwain'sCrotchRocket on Mar 4, 2010 4:53 PM EST reply actions
Please do.
and lets get louisville in there as well for a little SEC warmup heckling. We’ll have to be ready come SEC weekends. We can’t just throw some mid-week quality hecklers out there on SEC weekends and expect it to work out.
Already done with Louisville.
I’ll probably post it when the pitching line-up comes out.
by Sneak a Leak on Mar 4, 2010 11:26 PM EST up reply actions
Daggum Sneak a Leak.
Doing your homework early?
Red Cup Rebellion - Changing the Culture of Ole Miss Athletics
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 5, 2010 10:04 AM EST up reply actions
It's a big game.
And I had to make sure I wasn’t going to offend anyone while I make fun of people.
"HOT BOUDIN! COOOOOLD COUS COUS, COME ON TIGAHS, PUSH PUSH PUSH!"
broke back dormitory
This has to be the funniest thing I’ve seen posted. You can throw that out there without any negative connotations. Thanks to the movie. If anyone is offended it’s their own fault, you were just making a comparison good, bad or indifferent.
Has anyone ever told you, you and your bro strongly resemble those two guys from Broke Back Mountain. I saw that you did your own publicity shot on your facebook. What was that called again “broke back dormitory”?
Someone should just print off picture with a heading of Broke Back Dormitory. When he comes to the outfield everyone hold up the pictures. Sooner or later the other players will want to know what is going on. Get them all distracted
I don't like you.
Your comments are boring. And don’t try to start complementing posts or in any way integrating yourself into this blog. I hope to God that once this mascot shit-storm has blown over you will crawl back under whatever double-wide you came from.
Just a bit of knowledge about the mods here. The only reason you have not been banned for being a total fuck-wad is because Ghost enjoys providing fodder for the regular people around here. You are the guy in the dunking booth, nothing more. Trying to elevate your status only further shows your failure.
Hyundai, it's the new motherfuckin Lexis
by Hoyt Brumley on Mar 6, 2010 10:13 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
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