The New Adventures of RECROOTIN' DALE!

This is the story of a football "coach."  Crazy even before he was harassed and dismissed by the school he loved, Houston Nutt left Fayetteville for the red, blue, and greener pastures of Oxford.  Little did he know that in those very pastures where his horses roamed in the rolling hills of North Central Mississippi, he would come across the irradiated National Letter of Intent of Brandon Bolden, turning mild-mannered Houston Nutt into RECROOTIN' DALE!  Where do we find our hero today?  Find out after the jump.

RD!:  Hey, Kent, you ready to hit that coaching trail?

KA:  Nope.  Recruiting sucks, and I'm taking the job at Cornell.

RD!: Oh ... okay.

Fin.