Message Board Idiots AND Blogger Q&A

by Juco All-American on Sep 3, 2009 7:15 PM EDT

Generally, these fan-favorite football season topics will be split between two separate posts, but this week is different. That is because, in attempting to put together my Blogger Q&A, I contacted two Memphis blogs who both said they didn't know anything about the football team and only cared about the basketball program. Go figure. So, no Blogger Q&A.

So, onto the Message Board Idiots post, I thought. I visited memphistigers.org, a forum which breeds Ole Miss hatred rivaled by few, in order to find quotes to use and subsequently ridicule. Thankfully, that site is full of gems. Stupid, shiny gems. I only needed a few to get a little creative and put together what you will most certainly enjoy after the jizzump.

Presenting, an Xtranormal "Blogger Q&A" with a message board idiot. Just a note. I had only used actual quotes, but then Ghost got a hold of the videos. Needless to say they're totally ridiculous now.

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Please....Please.....Please....

Tell me these were real quotes. Please tell me that people in Memphis are this stupid. (I also like that we are now a Soccer refrence. I think we should start singing `ole `ole in the stands and make up chants for our players)

by astaylo1 on Sep 3, 2009 8:11 PM EDT reply actions

Most are.

The things that Ghost added are things like, “Racist Old Piss Confederates”

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by Juco All-American on Sep 3, 2009 9:54 PM EDT up reply actions

That's not very creative

Let’s be honest, while you may not have gotten that as a direct quote, those morons refer to us as “Ole Piss”, “Racists”, and “Confederates.” on a regular basis.

by RedStickRebel on Sep 4, 2009 8:23 AM EDT up reply actions

I wasn't trying to be "creative."

I think “authentic” is more what I was going after.

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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Sep 4, 2009 9:10 AM EDT up reply actions

it certainly added...

that special joie de vivre to the proceedings.

by kleph on Sep 4, 2009 9:35 AM EDT up reply actions

I didn't mean that as a dig

sorry, but my ability to convey sarcasm through message board/comment threads is not what you would call…uh…good. I thought the video was great. never before has someone been able to sum up an entire fanbase’s online home so completely and succinctly through the use of an internet fad. I applaud you’re work.

by RedStickRebel on Sep 4, 2009 10:38 AM EDT up reply actions

bra... vo, gentlemen.

bravo.

by kleph on Sep 3, 2009 8:39 PM EDT reply actions

HA - I love the comment

about becoming the subject of the First 48.

by sareb on Sep 3, 2009 9:02 PM EDT reply actions

Funny shit. A “Blind Side” comment would have been fitting though.

by dogrebdolph on Sep 4, 2009 2:44 AM EDT reply actions

Fucking awesome

I don;t know why nobody thought of taking Mimi’s assinine comments on MT.org and making them into a movie before now. It’s like the Squawk’em Hawk’em blog….but actual fans of an actual football “program”. fan-fucking-tastic.

by RedStickRebel on Sep 4, 2009 8:31 AM EDT reply actions