You knew this was coming.

to tell him Lou Ferrigno was a better Hulk

to tell him that last year’s Peria Jerry injury hurt the team more than his injury this year will.

to tell him that his (Kanye’s) life story is more heart warming than Micheal’s.

to remind him that Colonel Reb is the more racially insensitive once-mascot.

to declare himself more annoying and filled with more crazy ideas.

to tell him Jackie Sherrill was the best coach ever at State

LMAO

… to inform him (Kanye) that he (Ivory) is a grown-up and doesn’t watch the VMAs, so he didn’t get the joke or know what was going on and, honestly, doesn’t care about Kanye West, but will totally take Taylor Swift on a hot date. SCHWING!

…to tell him that Kanye is the biggest asshole speech-interrupter.

to tell him that his e.mail interview by Friends of the Program has been published and doesn’t improve his image.

but Ghost would just remind me that I’m not funny

And Imma let you finish, but Lagarrette Blount had one of the best meltdowns EVER.