A National Championship. Students, alumni, professors, staff... even the sidewalk fans can all celebrate this monumental accomplishment:
Georgia, your puny ranking of 8th means nothing to us. Tennessee and Florida, we scoff at your somewhere-in-the-teens rankings. We knock back thick, syrupy-ass brown liquor in a fashion which, in an overwhelming majority of contexts, would be frighteningly dangerous. Have fun sippin' your pina coladas, you losers.
Other rankings:
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#2 Greek Scene
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#3 Party School
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#4 Students Study the Least
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#12 Student Newspaper (I guess being printed daily and in color makes up for piss-poor editing)
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#14 Little Race/Class Interaction (Wow, that's awkward)
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#17 Dorms Like Dungeons
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#18 Most Conservative Students (there are really seventeen more conservative schools than Ole Miss? Bob Jones, BYU, and what other 15 zealot-bins?)
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#20 Lots of Beer
While highly flawed and ultimately insignificant, the Princeton Review rankings are fun, are they not?
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