Rebel Roundup - 7/27 (Slow News Day)

But any countdown that doesn’t have Z Mason #1 is a farce!

this is something i’ve always thought was silly too

bittle me this…

if you are a head coach of div 1 top 25 football program, your obligations and responsibilities are endless…from the actual “football” related tasks such as watching tape, running practice, playbook, etc. to mildly football related tasks (recruiting, conferences, PR spots)…..do you really think these men have time every saturday to watch EVERY OTHER TEAM PLAY and then sit down for a spell and rank said teams? theres no way in hell

i have heard, and would imagine, that most ranking voting gets assigned to some asst coach gopher and (god forbid), coaches’ personal assts/knob slobbers/interns….do you think urban meyer and his coaching staff had a slumber party saturday night after we beat them in the wee hours of his eastern time zone in order to watch oregon state play so they could be sure to rank them correctly against teams such as BYU, Mizzou, or Cincy? all he has to do is tell some slack jawed monkey to put his gators #1 and then watch sportscenter the next morning and generally follow the crowd (and then go home and cry into his pillow after replaying in his mind what greg hardy did to his son from another bun tebow)

regarding the All SEC team….granted i know that not everyone here is as big a Colin Cowherd fan as i am, but i listen to his show almost every day for almost the complete 4 hours…i think it was on thursday that he brought up the whole controversy and went on to talk about ole miss/snead….he didnt see what all the hoopla was either….not that i completely agree, but he brought up the point that considering its an ALL SEC team, you could just look at it head 2 head…..on the day ole miss upset FL, snead flat out outplayed tebow….tebow had 2 fumbles, interception, and got sacked numerous times from just staying in the pocket too long….snead made plays when it mattered

does this make snead better than tebow like it made appy state better than michigan? well of course not, but it doesnt rule out that snead (if you choose to look at it that way, head 2 head regarding an all conference voting) could beat out tebow

is complete bullshit to begin with. This Tebow non-vote hunt was just fucking ludicrous to begin with not only because a vote for Jevan Snead is completely understandable, but also because Christ’s first child not getting all 11 votes wasn’t the biggest crime committed.

That one probably goes to DJ Williams, who was shafted down to the 2nd team behind Richard Dickson of LSU.

How did that happen, you ask?
No fucking clue.

2008 Statistics.
Dickson – 31 rec, 324 yds, 5 TD (‘08 2nd team All-SEC)
Williams – 58 rec, 699 yds, 3 TD (’08 1st team All-SEC)

Dickson didn’t touch DJ’s numbers. And DJ had a quarterback that was, at best, performing at the level to be expected of a 2nd string Mississippi Valley Tech College A&M State Delta Devil quarterback.

With two quarterbacks now, that are individually ten times the quarterback Casey Dick was, if not 18 times, Dickson won’t touch Williams numbers again.

And per the comment on Williams and Sheppard saying Nutt was the other coach they’d play for…. OF COURSE IT IS. HE RECRUITED THEM. You can go to Hogville and get some e-vitriolic 13-year-old’s diarrheal blather on that, or you can use some god damn common sense and expect that.

Otherwise, I’m diseased and in poor health — but mostly a little drunk — in dire need of some football again.

And I’m really disappointed I did not get the smoochy invite on the post with the new link at the old place. That burned like the second time I got gonorrhea.