Better Know a Super Regional Opponent: The Virginia Cavaliers
I have a feeling that Colin isn't a big Rebel fan, either.
This will not be a preview of the UVA baseball team. That duty is best left to BWE, OMTB, or someone else who has been paying more attention than I. No, I will not mention batting averages, ERA's, or fielding percentages. I'm just going to babble about UVA the institution, student body, and way of being.
The Universities of Virginia and Mississippi share far too much in common. Having been founded as refuges for the fortunate children of aristocratic planters, both schools have long-standing traditions of alcoholism and snobbery. Notorious amongst their detractors as overly-dressed, arrogant prudes who wouldn't know a tractor pull from a turkey shoot, UVA and Ole Miss students provide their respective conferences with a silly band of tame, bow-tie wearing froo-froos towards which to direct their hatred. When considering this, the oftentimes overzealous cling to traditions and disproportionately dominant Greek systems of both schools hardly come as surprises.
Both have well established and very closely related literary traditions. William Faulkner was born and raised in the northern reaches of the Magnolia State before becoming the writer in residence at UVA. John Grisham has essentially done the same, aside from being an actual employee of Virginia. Edgar Allan Poe was briefly a student at UVA. Oxford is or has been the home of Larry Brown, Barry Hannah, and many other various writers who are redefining the scope and boundary of Southern literature.
Academically speaking.... ok, well, UVA has the nod there. We do get federal dollars to grow weed though, so take that.
Both universities are known as the centers of vibrant, unique, artistic communities whose denizens consist primarily of beautiful and brilliant people (suck it, State). We're known for whatever it is that makes us so unique and our undeserved blessings. As such, the principle modus operandi of we Ole Miss Rebels and the UVA Cavaliers is simply to remind ourselves that we're "better" than everyone else.
Yes, SEC, I am saying that we're not snobs, we're just better than you.
Consider the following:
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UVA |
Ole Miss |
| Location? | Charlottesville, VA | Oxford, MS |
| Sports Teams? | The Cavaliers | The Rebels |
| Silly Chant? | Wah-hoo-wah! | Hotty Toddy! |
| Iconic Building? | The Rotunda | The Lyceum |
| Symbolic Potable? | Scotch, neat with a slice of lemon | Bourbon highball |
| Famous Home Turned Historical Landmark? | Thomas Jefferson's Monticello | William Faulkner's Rowan Oak |
| Did the harvests of a crop fund your university's founding? | Yes, tobacco | Yes, cotton |
| Where should one imbibe? | The Corner | The Square (ED: which consists of FOUR corners, bitches) |
| Rockin' the Suburbs of a Metropolitan Area? | Yes; Richmond, DC | Yes; Jackson, Memphis, Dallas, Atlanta |
| Hipsters? | The angry kinds with piercings and colored hair | The snotty kinds with thin moustaches and tight-fitting sweaters |
| Instate Rival a "Redneck School?" | Yes | Very much so |
| A Dapper Gentleman Should Wear? | Tweed | Seersucker |
| How Wealthy are You? | I'm somehow related to James Madison. | Have you ever wondered why all of the black kids in my hometown and I have the same surname? |
| Secret Societies? | 7 Society, Z Society, IMP Society, et al | The Homosexual Community |
So, to my fellow Rebels and to the Cavaliers who may have stumbled upon this fair corner of these here intratubes, I posit that we are not so different. Hell, when considering our respective attitudes and intra-conference relationships, we could possibly be mistaken as kin. We relate well with one-another.
Being an Ole Miss Alum who has recently established residency in the Washington, DC metro area (namely Arlington, Virginia), I have been heavily exposed to both Hokies and Cavaliers and will more often than not enjoy a night out with a few Wahoos. On the rare occasion (see: never) that I actively decide to be within 10 feet of a Hokie, I find it very difficult to enjoy myself and I feel that is because I am an Ole Miss Rebel. Honestly, if a Mississippian wanted to ever see what an Egg Bowl type of rivalry would look like outside of the Magnolia state, spend no more than 14 seconds listening to these two fan bases bicker at each other. UVA is the Ole Miss of the Commonwealth of Virginia, save for the fact that they routinely get their shit ruined by VA Tech.
I, along with a few other Cuppers, have visited the city of Charlottesville, Virginia and the grounds (not "campus") of the University of Virginia. After soaking in the history and beauty of the wooded hills of central Virginia by day, our nights were spent getting blinded at the Virginian, fist-fighting in the streets of sleepy C-town, and randomly waking up on bathroom floors. Yes, we had one hell of a time, and we have the Wahoos to thank for that. I cannot for the life of me recall a college town which has treated me, an outsider, to a better time than Charlottesville (Athens is definitely on up there, but, as Whiskey Wednesday can tell you, it's not too hard to stumble into the wrong bar, step over some arbitrary boundary, and anger a heroin addict there).
All things considered, I can certainly say that we are very excited to play host to this weekend's Rebel vs. Cavaliers super regional.
Just know that we're gonna beat that ass like somebody owes us money.
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I generally don't like Colin Cowherd
But he kind of has a point. If you’re trying to talk about the State of Virginia’s football prowess, you’re not going to get anywhere talking about UVA.
Quite possibly the finest piece of snarky journalism
ever to bless the RCR (save for the two grammatical errors).
May it be said: well done, Ghost.
I think...
That I just fixed those. If not, let me know.
by Juco All-American on Jun 3, 2009 2:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I type these things in five minute spurts while "working."
I’m bound to slip up.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 3, 2009 3:44 PM EDT up reply actions
Cowherd hates Ole Miss
Pretty awesome that at the end of the clip Cowherd says Eli Manning is next. Hopefully he wasn’t talking about ripping Eli a new one like he did UVA
Is this the "wine & cheese battle" of the regionals?
Nah, there’s way too much whiskey, beer, and BBQ involved.
I like the comparison/contrast. Both make me a little jealous. In the end, it’s pretty much even except in two aspects, and both lean Ole Miss: Cotton doesn’t carry tobacco’s negative stigma, and I would much rather party in Jackson/Memphis/Dallas/Atlanta than Richmond/DC.
I can't speak for Richmond...
…but DC is a kickass time if you don’t mind dropping some coin.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 3, 2009 5:38 PM EDT up reply actions
I don't mind at all.
And DC isn’t in the South, no matter what people from New York have to say about it. The only place you can buy fried chicken here is the KFC. Case closed.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 3, 2009 7:04 PM EDT up reply actions
it is, though, a bit of a stretch
to call Oxford part of the Dallas/Atlanta metro area….
Did anyone else hear Cowherd call it the “fertile position” at 2:21?
by RedHighHeels on Jun 3, 2009 11:20 PM EDT up reply actions
I meant to say that the students are from those areas.
And yeah, I heard that. The “fertile” position sounds like a fun one.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 4, 2009 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions
I would like to add a weakness to UVA...
Since we’re mentioning their proximity to DC I want to point out that their trees are weaker than ours. It took Hurricane Katrina’s power to tear down Mississippi trees. However I am sitting in my apartment in DC where just a few moments ago, during a mild thunderstorm, a large oak tree was uprooted, fell on a car, and blocked four lanes of Massachusetts Ave. NE. It was weak. Therefore, UVA baseball must also be weak.
by unidentified black male on Jun 3, 2009 8:16 PM EDT reply actions
Still...
UVA does frat hard, which is certainly a + in any true Rebel’s book.
by unidentified black male on Jun 3, 2009 8:17 PM EDT reply actions
and they could care less...
UVa is not the typical Division I football program in several respects. Bottom line is they have no aspirations of becoming a major player year in or year out, as long as they are competitive in the ACC and go to the occasional Bowl they’ll be happy. The could care less because above everything else this is “Mr. Jefferson’s University” and the Administration isn’t going to allow anything else to to take importance over their academic reputation. Cowherd (who’s a blowhard btw) has a point regarding the fan base, they are the most pretentious, Zima-drinking, brie eating and indifferent fans in the country, but their football players are not any different than most every other college program.
colin cowherd...
is hilarious…i listened to him every morning during work this year…
you probably hate him because he’s practical, realistic, and blunt
on top of that, what successful radio talk show host do you know of that is NOT offensive? anyway, ya cowherd doesnt like ole miss…he actually refuses to call it ole miss and insists on calling it Mississippi, probably because he knows how bad it irks ole miss fans
What do bama fans and maggots have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years and years and years.
Doing stuff solely for the sake of irking people
makes you a douchebag.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 4, 2009 6:51 AM EDT up reply actions
that which irks one....
entertains another….
you of all people (bloggeur) should know this, SCRUB
What do bama fans and maggots have in common? They can both live off a dead bear for years and years and years.
I said irking for irkings sake.
Irking people in an attempt to foster discussion and get a few laughs is one thing. Being an ass just to be one is not what I’m down with.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 4, 2009 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
UVA and Brie
As a son of a UVA Alumn who has spent more than his fair share of time in Cville, Colin is barely right. The average drink is burbon, not Zima. I’d like to see Colin come down to hooville and chug a dixie cup full of Virginia Gentlemen.
As far as dress, who really cares what the guys wear, most of the girls at UVA football are in sundresses regardless of the weather. Who is going to argue against that?
Finally, Colin has gone off on rants about not wanting to by groceries from anywhere but Whole Foods because he thinks the organic stuff is so much better for his body. If he wants to rip on VA for a beverage that hasn’t existed in the mainstream for who knows how long, then he should probably stop acting like some granola loving hippie first. Last time I checked hippie foods are not know as great for tailgating.
Basically,
Colin is a punk.
I Truly Dislike Cowherd
As Ghost mentioned, there’s irking people in the context of an intelligent discussion, or at least a coherent statement, and then there’s just yelling at the top of your lungs in the hopes of bothering someone. Cowherd falls into the latter description.

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