Dan Mullen Doesn't Swear

ED: Thank you to [SPIRIT USERNAME REDACTED] for his thoughts on this Kevin Scarbinsky piece from al.com on Mississippi State head football coach, Dan Mullen.

HA!  LOL!  Dan Mullet is so dumb!  I hope hes reayd for another 45 to Nuttin' whoopin cuz he'll get one if he keeps talkin about Ole Miss baby!  Look at what Mullethead had to say -

Go ahead, ask the New Hampshire native if he's already been introduced to his new school's rivalry with Ole Miss.

"The team up north?" he said. "We call them the team up north. I don't like to cuss by using the word that you just used."

HA!  Cussin'?  If you want cussin go read those NAFOOMS (they arent fans of Ole Miss) or that pagan Godfrey (he hates Ole Miss too!!).  He'll get Landsharked if he keeps that kinda talk up! 

Listen, Can Gullet, you think you can do waht you did at UF with teh GAYtors at Misstake?!  HA NO!  You don't have a TEBOW there and if you did it wouldn't matter cause teh LANDSHARKS LANDSHARKED HIM and made him cry SHARK TEARS!

You won't be able to get your Bullfraud d to stop Jevon Sneed from throwin to Dexter..  Or Dexter 2.0 (KORVIC NEAT look it up!)!  PAT PATTERSON!

Ha and LMAO at this -

Mullen was sold on the Mississippi State job, in large part, because of the talent within a five-hour drive, which includes "almost the whole state" of Alabama.

"We're gonna be over here, hit this area real hard and really dig in," he said. "I took the job because I don't really want to be flying everywhere to recruit."

Hey, it's an easy drive from Starkville to Birmingham.

Have fun drivin your TRACTOR from Skanshell to BOOmingham, Dullen!  Ha, there is no way you will recruit in Bama even if you wanted to!

Bran Muffin, you better get used to recruiting Alabammy cuz the REBS are gonna lock down the whole State of MS!  There's Landsharks in these waters!

Have fun with all of your schools thugs in the junction!  Good character Crooms tricked you man!  Dixon would be 4th string at OM. Sure! Chad Bumphis ran a 4.3?  Yeah only when he was lookin for a leg 2 HUMP!

Oh and Dan "NOT THE MAN" Mullen, you make me sick with this -

"Taking our budget, instead of buying fancy limos, we're gonna maybe get more sneakers for our players.

THAT'S RACIST!!!

[Auburn fan signs into board, takes over message thread]

You know, those limos were paid for by a certain "car dealer" down in Gadsden.  Yep, money right in the Crimson Turd's bankroll!  Alabama should have a PLOI pretty soon and....

Umm, you know the Tiger Prowl were Auburn's limos, don't you?

Oh...  Nevermind.

[Auburn fan exits]

HOTTY TODDY COW TIPPERS LEGHUMPERS NUTT BULLFRAUDS JEALOUS MULLET!!!!! SNEED'S GONNA GET YOU!

NUMBER ONE YOU M$U BULLFRAUDS!

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MY DOG, REBEL, IS SICK. PRAY 4 HIM!