All-Perrilloux Team Cupdate
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 21, 2009 11:10 AM EDT
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The SEC is still misbehavin'. Over the last few weeks, we've had two Gamecocks and a Volunteer dismissed, along with an Ole Miss Rebel being tossed in the clinker. The aforementioned Rebel is none other than Enrique Davis who, after a whild night of cutting donuts in the parking lot out front of Jerrell Powe's apartment, gave a "crazy look" to member of Oxford's finest, earning himself a night in the Lafayette County Detention Center.
The linked article, written by the Daily Mississippian's Jason Smith, even talks of Jerrell Powe smarting off to the cops by claiming illiteracy in order to not deal with their bullshit. While we at the Cup absolutely love self-deprecating humor, we can't help but imagining this part of the story to be either inaccurate or a fabrication.
Why? Because Jerrell Powe is a good Rebel, dammit! He just tries so damn hard and he's such a grateful, respectful gentleman! Perhaps a nefarious doppelganger hell-bent on ruining his likeness' reputation is at play here (yes, this is foreshadowing of stupid shit to come)....
Anyway onto the depth chart which is now two deep at halfback with Ole Miss filling up the position.
OFFENSE
QB - Arkansas' Ryan Mallett for gettin' dranked in public
HB - Ole Miss' Andre Sterling for DUI / Ole Miss' Enrique "In-Rick(y)" Davis for conducting himself in a disorderly fashion*
WR -
WR -
WR -
OL - Florida's Carl Johnson for stalking and raping
OL -
OL -
OL -
OL -
TE -
DEFENSE
DT - South Carolina's Ladi Ajiboye for slangin' herb*
DT -
DE -
DE -
LB - Georgia's Dexter Moody for disliking science
LB -
LB -
CB - Mississippi State's Maurice Langston for slangin' herb
CB - South Carolina's CC Whitlock for being too cool for school*
S - Ole Miss' Jamar Hornsby for punching a guy at the McDonalds
S - Tennessee's Demetrice Moreley for agitating Hurricane Orgeron*
SPECIAL TEAMS
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P -
*Denotes a new addition
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Everyone says we're a passing team...
but we got this backfield locked up.
As for the article, shunning look, crazy face, and “I can’t read” are all highlights. I hope Powe gets some kind of positive reinforcement for his actions. We can’t afford to have a defensive line made up of a buncha kids who listen to Oxford cops. Zach White better watch his back cause I’m pretty sure that’s what Powe said to Carroll before he got Landshark’ed.
I'm with you.
The Oxford police are dicks. I always found the UPD to be polite and generally concerned with promoting a safe environment for students while finding the OPD to be a bunch of ‘necks on a power trip. Granted, they’ve done good, justifiable, and commendable work before; but just about every Ole Miss student has a story or two dealing with these overbearing buffoons. Let’s be frank here: we all know they were going after these kids because they’re Rivals.com 5-star Wunderkinder.
Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 21, 2009 11:47 AM EDT up reply actions
power trip big time......
And did I see that Powe lives on the second floor? Sucks for anyone living in the apt. under his.
by shitnowiworkinjackson on Apr 21, 2009 1:27 PM EDT reply actions
After a little research...
http://www.flexyourrights.org/frequently_asked_questions#07
As of 2008, 24 states [Mississippi has not adopted such laws] had stop-and-identify laws. Regardless of your state’s law, keep in mind that police can never compel you to identify yourself without reasonable suspicion to believe you’re involved in criminal activity.
Looks like Enrique was right to give such a “shunning look.”
I demand he be removed from the All-Perrilloux Team (Although let’s be honest, getting arrested only gives an athlete more cred.)
I actually live in Powe’s apt building. While that Hummer horn did sound a little like a train whistle coming through my living room, it’s a Saturday night in a college town. Parties happen. And the music wasn’t actually all that loud. Clearly OPD was on a huge power trip…I love the “I can’t read” line.
While we at the Cup absolutely love self-deprecating humor, we can’t help but imagining this part of the story to be either inaccurate or a fabrication.
Word from a coach who heard Jerrell explaining the story, he actually did tell the cop he couldn’t read, mostly because he didn’t want to sign the ticket.
Apparently he has a witty side – who knew?
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