Andy Kennedy to Memphis
With John Calipari's move from Memphis to Kentucky (which, according to Calipari himself is the "Notre Dame of Basketball," which I interpret to mean "a storied dynasty which has embarrassingly fallen on its face in recent years"), a large void has been left in the coaching ranks of the Bluff City. Memphis basketball has undoubtedly been one of the most successful and consistent programs over the last several years and they will certainly be looking for a coach who can letimately continue their winning ways.
Well, unfortunately for the Rebels, it seems that the Tigers will be hiring our very own Andy Kennedy per the Cup's Memphis sources.
ApRiL fOoLZ!!!!
In all actuality though, there is some seriousness to this potential situation. Dan Wolken of the Commercial Appeal and ESPN Radio (and even Dan Wolken via ESPN Radio) have reported this hire as a strong rumor. Considering Kennedy's well established recruiting ties in the Memphis area and solid record of doing more with less, this rumor isn't at all shocking. I remain hopeful though that his newly acquired "reputation" will scare away potential bigger-name suitors. But, perhaps that is some very wishful thinking on this bloggeur's part.
If we hear anything more on this issue from our ultra-secret and super-cool sources, we'll fill you in right away.
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you will look like serious assholes
if this comes true, fellas
I put oooooon. I put on for tennessee.
by -David on Apr 1, 2009 10:36 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
PEE ESS:
You used undoubtedly twice in one sentence. That was annoying.
I put oooooon. I put on for tennessee.
by -David on Apr 1, 2009 10:37 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I saw that.
Fixed. Thanks David. I’m likely to make mistakes because I’m totally WaStEd right now!!!!
APRIL FOOLS!!!
Ok, but seriously, hungover at work.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Apr 1, 2009 10:45 AM EDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the loyalty we showed him after he GOT FUCKING ARRESTED FOR SLAPPING A CABBIE THE NIGHT BEFORE A NATIONALLY TELEVISED GAME deserves some reciprocation, if Memphis is even interested.
Pig Pen this here's Rubber Duck, and I'm about to put the hammer down.
by JimHalpert on Apr 1, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
before I even brought up the page, I was already determined not to believe anything you wrote today.
by Greg H on Apr 1, 2009 12:17 PM EDT reply actions 0 recs
Smart move.
That’s how I’m facing the entire day.
Oh look, 18 of my friends have changed their relationship status on facebook. That’s not suspicious at all. rolls eyes
-goose
by DYMongoose on Apr 1, 2009 5:56 PM EDT up reply actions 0 recs

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