Women of the Opposition: Oklahoma State
Oklahoma is a state so terribly fashionable, the very borders of the state create a block with a tangential mullet spearing off it. A beacon of the beauty of a state full of Sooners, Cowboys and of course, some of the finest wimmens in the world.
During this relatively exciting football season, we have dissected the outer beauty of our feared and not-so-feared opponents. Oklahoma State did not offer much material.
We did find a few diamonds in the rough, however.
I'm pretty sure this cheerleader is drunk, because the two guys behind her don't seem to be in "mid-cheer"
Ooooo, guh, yo' Bump-it is BANGIN'!!! Dat's gotta be a Ponca City edition(Oh snap, rural Oklahoma burn)
I also never realized Oklahoma was so close to New Jersey(douche-y looking guys and girls with hair extensions)
And what about T. Boone Pickens. See what fa-fillions of dollars can bring you in beauty. (In no way do I mean Pickens bought or purchased his wife in any kind of business transaction, PLZ DOn'T suE UsSS1!!) ;)
And finally, the money shot. I'm not sure where you get college specific swimwear. (maybe in a college town whose surname basically means "stagnant")
Add your favorite selections. Enjoy.
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Pic 1 is pretty damned cool...
…in my “dirty, old man opinion,” but the hair-bow is a deal breaker for me. Sorry. I just don’t like a Hang-Glider sized piece of fabric flopping over the sassy, young thing’s head.
As for the college-specific two—piece…my 17 year old daughter wants a Rebel Flag bikini from the Cavalleir Shoppe. (does it even still exist?) What am I supposed to tell her? No?
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
This would be a prime example of when to put your foot down.
She’ll thank you later.
by CooterBrown on Dec 31, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
You could tell her
that the Cavalier Shoppe closed.
"I feel like I’m in The Sound of Music and the theme is "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Jevan?"
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 1, 2010 10:12 PM EST up reply actions
Crap...
maybe I should read ALL the comments before posting. Just read BWE’s post…I’m stupid.
"I feel like I’m in The Sound of Music and the theme is "How Do You Solve a Problem Like Jevan?"
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Jan 1, 2010 10:13 PM EST up reply actions
You're right Cooter.
Also, the Cavalier Shoppe in Bruce went out of business back in the Spring. It is no more.
by BrianWalker'sElbow on Dec 31, 2009 10:46 AM EST reply actions
This post is full of win.
If nothing else, but for the Bump-It observation.

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