HATE WEEK - TENNESSEE
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 9, 2009 2:00 PM EST
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I know this one was pretty easy to see coming, being as how it's been around the entire internet a million times, but whatever. Here goes: oh my gah look at that guy and how fat he is. Geeze he is soooo fat. If you'll notice, he's fat enough to serve as a nice back cushion for the attractive woman sitting directly in front of him. Despite this potential comfort, she appears to not enjoy being situated in front of a man so large as this one. Ell oh ell.
HATE ON HATERS. ED ORGERON (and Tennessee) HATE WEEK IS NOW.
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Thanks for signing
ONE cornerback in three recruiting classes.
Oh, also thanks for the great offensive linemen you left here. We really appreciate it. Art Kehoe was phenomenal, and he was a fiery recruiter…
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Blame the Baptists.
by Juco All-American on Nov 9, 2009 2:09 PM EST reply actions
As a fat man
I hate Tennessee because Orgeron is there now and I hate Orgeron. I also hate Tennessee because “the other Manning kid” went there instead of Ole Miss and I hate him for it. If you’re last name is Manning and you come from the same gene pool, and you don’t go to Ole Miss, I hate you. Period.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 9, 2009 2:24 PM EST reply actions
What does that have to do with you being fat?
I mean, I agree about hating Orgeron and Tennessee. It’s just that I’m a skinny guy, so I don’t see how your prepositional phrase applies.
-goose
Did you not
look at the picture and read the “fat person being made fun of” paragraph that accompanies said picture?
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 9, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
I see the picture
I understand that it’s a comic gag towards the goal of hating Tennessee.
I still don’t see what you being fat has to do with you hating Tennessee because of Orgeron and Peyton.
-goose
Nevermind then.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 9, 2009 4:40 PM EST up reply actions
Somewhere...
Ed Orgeron just ripped off his shirt and yelled Cajun gibberish at somebody.
by poweforheisman.com on Nov 9, 2009 2:35 PM EST via mobile reply actions
I wish you ill, Tennessee!
I grew up in Middle Tennessee, after moving to the state from ACC country, and have been hating those bastards since 1986. I could list so many reasons for hating that team and their illustrious fans but I’ll keep it short:
1. Before Bruce Pearl, they were all Kentucky basketball fans post-Citrus Bowl.
2. White conversion vans with orange T’s in my church parking lot growing up.
3. Nashville area sports radio call in shows where the morbidly obese would call in and ridicule Fulmer for his own weight problem.
4. Ever been to that campus?
5.The arguments I used to endure in the Army with redneck Tennessean soldiers who accused me of treason for being a Rebel.
More to come…its gonna be a long week.
I hate Tennessee..
It’s that throwup orange, like the middle of a pumpkin. and I aint even big on dogs.
What the hell kind of mascot is a volunteer? More like volun"queer" am I right?
by poweforheisman.com on Nov 9, 2009 3:14 PM EST via mobile reply actions
fail.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 9, 2009 3:23 PM EST up reply actions
Agreed on the fail.
It is, however, a sissy name.
“Ooh ooh look at us we do shit witout being paid for it.”
How lame is that? And yes, Tennessee, I know it has to do with members of the Tennessee militia or some damn thing volunteering to aid Texas during the Texas Revolution, but it’s not exactly a powerful name.
At least the term “rebel” suggests some denial of authority or the propensety to participate in a rebellion.
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 9, 2009 3:37 PM EST up reply actions
Not all rebellions are
worth the trouble.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 9, 2009 4:19 PM EST up reply actions
Tough crowd today.
I’ll keep the jokes to myself.
by poweforheisman.com on Nov 9, 2009 3:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Okay so this guy ^^^^^
might be a volun"queer." Everyone else not so much. Though that is a bitchy little name they have.
I'll have a liter-a-cola.
by Shits_'N_Giggs on Nov 9, 2009 7:09 PM EST up reply actions
I hate Tennessee because...
1. “Rocky Top” is the most annoying and overused song in tenessee.
2. I grew up a Memphis/FSU fan and learned to hate Tennessee with a passion.
3. I hate orgeron for killing the talented players we had for 3 years and tenessee for giving him a job in the SEC
4. Burnt orange has to be the worst color ever.
5. My friends that are UT fans talk
so much shit about any sport they have a team in.
6. The hired Kiffin who can’t learn to shut up!
by Jalakin on Nov 9, 2009 3:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Regarding:
1. Mission accomplished!
2. Good. Sports feuds live on.
3. You hired him as head coach.
4. Texas would like to have a word with you about burnt orange v. Tennessee orange.
5. Par for the course for pretty much any major college. Oh, did we tell you about our 3-time NC dance team? The one starring in the Monday Night Football intros? :-D
6. It’s all part of the plan… ;-)
I hate Tennessee because...
1. Peyton Manning.
2. Pat Summitt beating our Lady Rebels all the time, even during the halcyon Van Chancellor days.
3. I’m also an Alabama fan, it comes with the turf.
4. Like the gentlemen said, “they low down, they dirty, they some snitches.”
5. What the fuck is a Hokie? Oh wait sorry, that’s from my “I hate Virginia Tech because” list.
6. Any of you ever live in Nashville? Holy shit…you live there long enough, even if you didn’t think you hated Tennessee fans before, move to Nashville, you’ll learn.
7. I go blind every time CBS or ESPN airs a game from Neyland. That much orange was never meant to gather all in one place, seriously!
by Queen Hoka-Hotty-Toddy on Nov 9, 2009 3:56 PM EST reply actions
Regarding #7
This is why I rather enjoyed their black jersey a couple weeks back. It broke up all that damn orange.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 9, 2009 4:25 PM EST up reply actions
I hate UT for the mere facts that
They have the all purpose colors for their situation. Game on Saturday, Hunting on Sunday, and jailbirds Monday through Friday.
I live in the Nashville area and have had to hear about how great UT is for 12 years now and for years as a Marshall fan, you were never able to compete because they had more talent the few times they would play (before UT backed out of the contract so as not to go to Huntington, classy move).
They have worthless colors, a worthless mascot, and a band who steals the name from ours (Great job not trying to hide it UT “The Pride of the SouthLAND”, no one will pick up on it).
The least of the Mannings and Orgeron only compound it.
I hate Tennessee and Orgeron,
because they both remind me of the epic failure that was Brent Schaefer.
by poweforheisman.com on Nov 9, 2009 5:09 PM EST via mobile reply actions 2 recs
Why I hate Ole Miss...
…
crap…
I can’t think of a single reason.
a text a recieved from a vol fan(unedited and obviously unspellchecked):
“YO ole piss is back 2 spiral down da toliet. Vol nation is back and Rollin house and OLe MISS Back 2 repeatin da shitty as history. Hints da name OLE PISS ROFLLOL!!!.”
I hate Tennesee fans because they are fucking stupid. BTW this guy is white as Ivory Tower and graduated ninth grade English, although you wouldn’t know it.
Good Lord
That text made my head hurt almost as bad as the power point presentation that someone gave that said, “Jobs I’ve Had Threw Out My Life.”
I wonder if they know that ROFLLOL is redundant in the sense that they said “rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud.” Then again, someone who thinks that “hints” is the same as “hence” can’t really be expected to be up on such things.
Ole Miss may never win a national championship but at least the English degree I got from there allows me to sit in superiority to those with degrees from other schools who can’t properly use their own language.
When you drive from Memphis to the Smokies along I-40
you see tons of billboards urging the denizens of the Volunteer State to promote a “meth free Tennessee.” I believe that you have found the target audience of these billboards.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 10, 2009 8:21 AM EST up reply actions
ROTFLLOL!!!
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
This is a bad matchup for Ole Miss.
Strong run-defense, plus Eric Berry lurking in the secondary, while Snead look’s for only 1 reciever.
Oh well, at least you guys can spell good.
I hate Tenessee and Ole Miss. I just hate Ole Miss more because Nutt is the only head coach in the SEC more retarded than Kiffin.
Christopher Martin Gonzalez
At least
we agree on the matchup.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 10, 2009 6:07 AM EST up reply actions
As far as matchups,
Ole Miss may have an advantage with McCluster on the edge. If there’s been one weakness in the Tennessee D, it’s been with WR screens and misdirection runs around the outside. WKU and Memphis found success that way (albeit against our bench players), as did Auburn (all game long) and Alabama (with Ingram on toss sweeps).
Monte will probably dial up some aggressive defenses for Snead, which will leave the wings isolated.
Re: obesity
Neither state has much room to speak, and Tennessee claiming that 2% advantage over Mississippi really doesn’t mean much. The animated graphic showing obesity year-by-year is frightening, though.
That's not Pot and Kettle
Unless the Pot is the blackest and the Kettle is slightly brighter, or something? I mean, the Pot in this analogy is the best at being black!
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by bobo_the_vol on Nov 10, 2009 8:49 AM EST up reply actions
(That's how the analogy is supposed to work.)
“Pot calling the kettle black” refers to poking fun at someone for something that you’re equally at fault for.
Things I hate about Tennessee
1. That friggin rubber band Erik Ainge wore on his wrist because his uncle also wore one.
2. Justin Timberlake, who sang in a church choir and was part of a boy band. Though to his credit, he did provide us with “Dick in a Box,” and has run some major tail: Brittany, Jessica Biel, Cameron Diaz. On the other hand, you’re supposed to hate on dicks who get girls like that.
3. Jack Daniels, the un-bourbon.
by Johnny Lawrence on Nov 10, 2009 9:26 AM EST reply actions
That may be the first time I've ever heard somebody hate on JD.
I thought hard alcohol transcended trite things like state loyalty.
I, too, am stunned. Jack is disappointed in you, sir.
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
I have worked with too many ut fans over the years.
NONE of them went to school for even a DAY there.
My hatred for Tennessee was born in August 1982 when my new roomate in Howry Hall brought in a friggin’ nasty orange rug for the floor and stared tacking up last years’ newspaper headlines about the vols.
Yes. We were students at Ole Miss. Yes. He hated Ole Miss. I asked him in November why he didn’t GO to ut if he loved it so much. He said, Ole Miss gave him a scholarship. I suggested he at least show a little loyalty to the place paying for his education.
He said that did not make sense to him.
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
No...he could get into UT...
…he just didn’t want to pay for it…particularly out-of-state tuition…with his own momney (or mommy and daddy’s…despite the fact they were independantly wealthy)
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
**money. Sorry...Today I'm typing with a kid in my lap...
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
I was the same way. I could have afforded to go out of state and
seriously considered (don’t shoot me) Alabama and Vanderbilt. In the end though, Ole Miss offering me a completely free education was too good an offer to pass up.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 10, 2009 12:48 PM EST up reply actions
Hate for UT, but not JD
As I’m sure y’all’re all well aware, I’m all about some hate but not for our beloved booze. Granted it’s not as delicious as some of the other fruits of the grain (I’m looking at you, Wild Turkey Rare Breed.), but JD is still delicious. Hell, it was my beverage of choice at my first Mardi Gras.
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 10, 2009 11:43 AM EST via mobile reply actions
How Do You Hate Liquor?
At least how do you hate it based on it’s place of origin? I could understand hating it due to its taste, texture, consistency, and how it feels going down(and coming back up) but certainly not because of where it comes from. In these forward thinking times we are accepting of whiskey and do not discriminate against it. This is the New South! All alcohols are welcome! Except that blue shit you would usually use to clean combs.
Oh, and I also hate Tennessee, first of all cause they Tennessee. Second of all because the state looks like Indiana was crushed and then fell over.
by Evil Betty on Nov 10, 2009 12:59 PM EST up reply actions 1 recs
Now for the HATE.....
FUCK Tennessee. First for hiring one of the bigger douchebags in a conference well known for douchebaggery at the coaching position as your head coach. He’s not even a douchebag that you can find some inkling of respect for. Secondly, for allowing O to keep coaching in the SEC is the biggest insult to be hurled at the Rebels since some asshole in Starkville bucked the system, learned to spell, and created a billboard. I think that the perfect actor to play him in The Blind Side would be the love-child of Chris Farley and Adam Sandler from The Waterboy (if on crack).
by TheOnlySouthernMissRebelFan on Nov 10, 2009 4:56 PM EST via mobile reply actions
Wow.
That’s a lot of harsh considering all we really every did was lure Peyton away and give Coach O a new sideline. You guys took our offensive coordinator away and then fired him. Still, I wonder if Eli would have gone to Ole Miss if David Cutcliffe had stayed at UT?
The whole reason we hired Cut was to get Eli.
It’s really that simple.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 13, 2009 9:40 AM EST up reply actions
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