Rebel of the Week Results - Auburn

With a gazillion votes, Dexter McCluster ran away with the poll (pun intended.... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOLLERSK8Zs!).

This is Dexter's second consecutive Rebel of hte Week victory. The Li' Bastid really showed out this week, and he likely helped propel himself into draft-worthy status. Before this game, General Managers could cast last week off as an aberration. With another performance chock-full of all-purpose yardage, teams will take a strong look at him. Percy Harvin's ridiculous touchdown-scoring rookie season can't hurt Dexter either. Make dat money, Dex.

Sorry I don't have more to say, but it's a sad, sad time in Ole Miss Rebel Football fandom. Sure, Dexter was incredible. But we lost. Staring at one sure win and three games we could easily lose, the season looks bleak.

Ugh.