I like seeing all the different ways that camo can be worn when the TV crew pans around the crowd during any MS State event. Also, among the many reasons that Jackie Sherrill should never be allowed to coach again—he actually let his players do the Dog Pound Rock.

I hate being judged by my cover. As an Ole Miss student and fan, I will never be percieved as anything but a racist, arrogant, and elitist asshole by State fans as they first meet me.

I consider myself a little bit more refined than that. (get it, State fans?)

Anyways, It was nice to meet you this weekend, Ghost.
Nice to hear that I’m your favorite TD poster. lol.

or grove if you come down for any games next year.

This is the best damn blog on the Interwebz, and I really appreciate the work you and your fellow RCR bloggers do.

What a dumbass! Seriously how much butane did you waste on this? You’ll probably have to miss Thanksgiving and Christmas with your family because you’ll be down at the chicken plant working overtime to make extra money just to have been able to purchase that butane.

The video looks like something I would make to ridicule State fans (if I gave a shit about them). From the redneck female behind the camera, to the sleeveless, blowtorch wielding dipshit, or the topdawg username on youtube, any more would be over the top.

I think they pretty much nailed State fans right there.

They failed to show states unofficial mascot.. the pink flamingos in front of the trailer.
Unfortunately, the next video you will see this couple on is an episode of “cops”, when he goes on a bender from Thanksgiving to gameday, the Rebels beat the hell out of state, mee-maw takes a beating, and the cops take bubba to jail.
Get your GED on.. dawg!

Starkville, MS
Mississippi State University’s Athletic Director, Greg Byrne, announced today that the planned expansion of Davis Wade Stadium had failed due to inadequate participation by Bulldog fans. “We had our Civil Engineering department technician install creosote poles all around the top of the stadium, and we even had her nail down some cardboard cutouts of tree branches to make them look like longleaf pines, which are native in this area. However, we did not get nearly the number of tree stands put up there by our fans that we were expecting to. Maybe one or two, and I am not sure if those particular fans understood that the ‘new feed plot’ they had found was actually Scott Field and they would not be able to hunt it during deer season.”

The failure of the Davis Wade expansion will set back a number of other efforts to improve facilities at the school, which clearly has significant ground to make up with the rest of the Southeastern Conference. Dr. Mark Keenum, MSU President, attempted to put a positive spin on the situation, saying that “with as much as there is going on in the Starkville area, it is no surprise that our fans would find sitting alone in a cold damp forest to be an attractive alternative to watching Tyson Lee run Coach Mullen’s exciting spread offense.”

Marilyn Bovinia, a junior pre-veterinary student from Starkville, had a different take: “It was just like when they put all the fair food around the Hump to try to get students to see what was inside. All it did was bring in lots of coon asses.”