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Many thanks Leslie.

If anyone knows Les Miles' mailing address, I'd love to send him a note.

 

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Dearest Les Miles,


Many thanks for the total display of football incompetence.  I'm glad you studied  "Bill Belicheck's guide to finishing strong: A how to manual for the obstinate coach who just doesn't want to take the sure thing" before taking the field today.  Your complete absence of clock management will not go  unrewarded.  We Ole Miss fans owe you our New Year's Day bowl birth.  If you hadn't completely shit the bed and blown your 10th  second chance, we would probably be in state of fury.  However, you saved our day and for that we are deeply indebted to you. 

Your opportune mental lapse epic, corndog induced, fiery meltdown sealed the deal.  What's the word again? "Field Goal Team."  Oh ya, that's it.  Much appreciation for being a mute ass hat when it mattered most.  Thanks again Leslie for the abortion of football professionalism.

Fondly,

Ole Miss Fans
P.S.  Expect a fruit basket around Christmas if Arkansas can squeeze out a last second win against LSU as well.

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LOL!

That sounds like it was written by an LSU fan.

Can I copy it 1,000 times and paste it all over Miles’ house?

The only thing worse than losing is not winning.

by Tigernut on Nov 21, 2009 9:17 PM EST reply actions  

The Hat

Makes Andy Reid look like a clock management savant.

by allicolls on Nov 22, 2009 12:33 AM EST reply actions  

What will you give Les Miles...

when Arkansas blows out LSU by 3 TDs?

by dxf04 on Nov 22, 2009 9:17 AM EST reply actions  

A fruitcake

Read the post script.

RV's, walk-on fans, and fictitious victories. Bama's in town.

by 18 or under on Nov 22, 2009 10:33 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I did.

Did you read mine? I was just being snarky.

by dxf04 on Nov 22, 2009 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

my bad

RV's, walk-on fans, and fictitious victories. Bama's in town.

by 18 or under on Nov 22, 2009 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

bullshit.....

You’re giving Miles too much credit for losing this game. LSU had only 40 yards rushing the entire game…….FORTY!!!! And we out-gained them 150 yards.

We had a 7 minute advantage in TOP and our defense got 4 sacks to their none. If anything, LSU fans can thank Les Miles for his ungodly luck that got them back into this game. Blocked FG for a TD, hail mary pass on 4th and 26, etc.

by pankReb on Nov 22, 2009 12:47 PM EST reply actions  

I know we out played them.

The score doesn’t come close to doing our boys’ performance justice. Unfortunately, the game did come down to the last second (courtesy of our own sheet feces and LSU’s blind luck). And it did come down to Les Miles giving the game back to us.

Random side note: Did y’all see Cassius get drilled in the dong by the ref’s flag? I love how Verne and Gary took the time to highlight the incident in a separate replay.

RV's, walk-on fans, and fictitious victories. Bama's in town.

by 18 or under on Nov 22, 2009 1:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Random side note

Yeah I saw that! What a shot huh? Can we call a unnecessary roughness penalty on the refs? I’m just glad they stopped the LSU love fest near the end of the game. Maybe they kinda felt bad about nailing him in the happy sack.

by August on Nov 22, 2009 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

The spike

I’m sure Jefferson is thanking him for throwing him under the bus by saying he doesn’t know who called for the spike, seconds after the video shows Miles going nuts on the sideline to spike the ball.

by campbell4heisman on Nov 23, 2009 5:30 PM EST reply actions  

It looked and sounded bad

but check this for another explanation (about the 8th paragraph)

http://www.lsusports.net/ViewArticle.dbml?DB_OEM_ID=5200&ATCLID=204838948

Miles may not be well-spoken or brilliant, but I have thought of him as having more character than throwing his QB (or anyone else) under the bus.

by artiger on Nov 23, 2009 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

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