THIS JUST IN! (HATE HATE HATE)
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 12, 2009 9:21 AM EST
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Carrying on the longstanding Volunteer tradition set forth by gentlemen such as Albert Haynesworth and Jamal Lewis, freshmen Michael Edwards, Nu'Keese Richardson, and Janzen Jackson were arrested last night for good citizenship, a respect for their fellow man, and holding someone up at (pellet)gunpoint in the parking lot of a Pilot convenience store.
Whether or not the money was being stolen with the intent to buy more guns, drugs, or a rape machine is not yet known, but my sources at the Ole Miss Rivals board and the "SAVE DIXIE" Facebook group have told me that "oh yeah they definitely wanted all of the above" and "just look at 'em."
Just a few minutes after the posting of the Rebel Roundup in which I, your humble bloggeur correspondent, broke the news to the online Rebel nation, an unnamed witness to the crime sent me a very real photograph of the incident. Disturbing photographic evidence, after the jump.
Click for biggification, if needed.
Praise be to he/her who came up with the idea of "the jump." These kinds of posts wouldn't at all work without it. Hardee har har HATE HATE HATE yadda yadda.
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WYLDEBOYZ 1 COACH O 0
Kiffin apparently told some recruits in the offseason that if they signed with certain other schools, they’d end up working at gas stations.
Guess he failed to mention if you come to UT, you end up robbing those gas stations.
If I predict it, there's an 50 percent chance it happens.
by One Man To Beat on Nov 12, 2009 9:30 AM EST reply actions 2 recs
In the immortal words of Doctor Sheldon Cooper...
Bazinga.
by 7thYearJunior on Nov 12, 2009 9:48 AM EST via mobile reply actions
if it cannot be done in ms paint...
it doesn’t deserve being done.
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How funny is it
that Lane Kiffin took one last verbal jab at Urban Meyer for not being more heavy handed in disciplining Brandon Spikes for the eye gouge incident and now 2 of his own are robbing folks.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 12, 2009 9:57 AM EST reply actions
you think that's funny...
Orgeron deals a lot with team discipline. "We’ve had zero arrests in now 11 months here." He’s also helped with recruiting. "You see how many great players he left Ole Miss with."
from the lane kiffin teleconference, 11:49 a.m., 11/11/09
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lmao
Now that shit IS funny… 14 hours, 11 minutes after bragging about no arrests in 11 months, 3 get arrested. Priceless.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 12, 2009 10:14 AM EST up reply actions
In the video of the arrest, his UT shirt says, "Impossible Is Nothing."
Um, it sounds like robbing someone without getting caught has been impossible for you, sir.
At least UT isn’t sponsored by Under Armour – (The Future Is Ours)
THERE IS A VIDEO?!
FANSHOOT THAT SHIT NOW
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Take a picture, trick.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 12, 2009 10:30 AM EST up reply actions
It's right after the story in the link.
After the article, scroll down and it’s on the bottom, right of the page.
I can’t embed because my work computer sucks.
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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 10:56 AM EST up reply actions 2 recs
WHORE-GERON
So much for Kiffin’s statement the other day about the Big-O keeping his players in line.
"He deals with a lot of our discipline and has done a phenomenal job with that," Kiffin said.
"We’ve had zero arrests in 11 months here."
Uhhh, Lane might want O to use his spectacular physique to help remove his foot from his mouth.
by E.H. Patterson 4 Life on Nov 12, 2009 10:34 AM EST reply actions
A little late
Looks like I was a little late with that post
by E.H. Patterson 4 Life on Nov 12, 2009 10:35 AM EST reply actions
Can we rename the Fulmer Cup the Tennessee Cup?
Apparently it’s more about Big Orange than the Great Pumpkin.
Oh shit it only gets better.
The gas station where the 3 Tennessee players committed armed robbery this morning? It’s owned by one of UT’s biggest donors.. and who their practice facility is named after. LMAO!
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 12, 2009 11:24 AM EST reply actions
Their getaway car: a Prius.
This is just getting more and more ridiculous.
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 12, 2009 11:31 AM EST reply actions
oh just wait....
we still have kiffin’s press conference to look forward to.
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so this proves....
Al Gore is, in fact, a large UT booster!
by astaylo1 on Nov 12, 2009 12:14 PM EST via mobile up reply actions
Hardcore gangstas.....
These are some hardcore gangstas……pellet guns, riding dirty in the prius. These guys are SCARY!!!
lmao
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 13, 2009 1:37 AM EST up reply actions
And how about this...
One of the players, Nu’Keese Richardson, is the one Lane Kiffin spouted off about Urban Meyer cheating in recruiting and still couldn’t get him. Think maybe Kiffin wishes Meyer did get him now? lol
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 12, 2009 11:42 AM EST reply actions
Also, Janzen Jackson was a big time steal from LSU.
Down here in LA, everyone was super pissed when Jackson de-committed and signed with TN at the last minute. I bet now the Hat is thanking god he didn’t get Ryan Perriloux, Jr.
Hoping
none of them end up at Ole Miss in 2 years.
Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?
by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 12, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions
OMG!!!
"Happiness is riches, complaint is poverty, and the worst I ever had was wonderful." Brother Dave Gardner
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by kleph on Nov 12, 2009 12:31 PM EST reply actions 1 recs
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