Rebel Roundup - 11/10/09 - Red Cup Rebellion

Rebel Roundup - 11/10/09

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Nov 10, 2009 9:41 AM EST Comment 6 comments

Tommy West is Fired | Jackson Sun dot Com
Just in time for we Rebels to never play Memphis again, Tigers Head Coach Tommy West was fired yesterday after having only won two games through this point in the season. If you haven't seen his farewell press conference, watch it. It's excellent. West, to me, will always be remembered as the guy who was thiiis close to whacking Jackie Sherrill accross the jaw. We'll not really at all miss you Tommy. Don't let the door knock your ass over on the way out. My only fear is that the Tigers administration could perhaps hire a guy with the coaching prowess to actually better Ed Orgeron--that is, if we didn't wisely drop them from our schedule this season.

LSU @ Ole Miss at 2:30 CST on CBS | Ole Miss Sports dot Com
Shit.

Coach O, Intense Style returning to Oxford | Clarion Ledger
Let's go ahead and get the jokes out of the way while the bait is dangling in my face... Coach O is returning to Oxford. I hope that the Brittany store has stocked up on extra Red Bull ha get it because O has a lot of energy and likely drinks energy drinks. I hope City Grocery has ordered extra shrimp to prepare shrimp dishes for the Orgeron family becuase they are from the southern part of Louisiana which is a shrimp loving region of the country. Lastly, I hope that the Ole Miss linguistics professors are ready to document Orgeron speak because he is oftentimes unintelligible.

There. You happy?

Rocky Top Talk Podcast
I, a mopey, exhausted Ghost of Jay Cutler, was a guest last night. Listen to me do things like try my damndest to not scream about Ed Orgeron, make excuses for Jevan Snead, explain the ~~incredibly stupid~~ mytical origin of my blog handle, all while shackled by Rocky Top Talk's integrity, efficiency, and "no cussin' words" rule.

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Alrighty then!

Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?

by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 10, 2009 9:50 AM EST reply actions

I remember this one and it's still a classic

Ole Miss football 2009. I shaved my balls for this?

by BimBamOleMissByDamn on Nov 10, 2009 9:59 AM EST reply actions

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Also, I hope the local stores have extra shirts stocked, because O will rip off roughly 4,305 by half-time.

The Oxford PD better be ready for those Tennessee Wild Boyz this weekend and all their hullabaloo and shenanigans like flipping chairs and jumping around.

All the neanderthal women best put on their finest lionskin for the likes of Ed Orgeron with his sloped forehead, dealing with all instances with anger and grunting like a baffoon while passing it off as Cajun speak.

If I predict it, there's an 50 percent chance it happens.

by One Man To Beat on Nov 10, 2009 10:35 AM EST reply actions

So we play y'all at 2:30? Thank God.

I was beginning to think all OM games were morning affairs.

by artiger on Nov 10, 2009 11:15 AM EST reply actions

As for Memphis.....

We should have kept them on the schedule because they are going to suck worse than even in the Tommy West era. The real issue with them is RC Johnson, the Pete Boone of the world – except worse. He can’t even raise money to improve the facilities. Tommy has spoken what I’ve been saying all along – disband the program and be done with football. It’s as bad as a club sport in Memphis.

But as an Ole Miss alum, I love giving the Memphis people hell about their jr. high pewee football team.

As for O, he can suck it with the rest of the Vol nation!

BIB

by Team BIB on Nov 10, 2009 12:10 PM EST reply actions

I think

that this is the game where Tennessee finally comes back down to Earth. I also think this is the game Ole Miss gets back on their feet. I’m picking ole miss by 14.

by Razorback1477 on Nov 10, 2009 8:49 PM EST reply actions