Jamar Hornsby Arrested
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 9, 2009 9:45 AM EDT
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PrintI wanted to give the guy a chance. After hearing all about the Florida credit card scandal and his subsequent dismissal from the Gator squad, I thought that perhaps Hornsby was just a stupid kid who got caught in a bad situation. No, I didn't think him to be malicious or an overt troublemaker, just careless and lacking of foresight.
I don't so much think that anymore.
Jamar, what in the hell were you doing in Starkville? Were you looking to purchase cheese (you can do that online now, dawg)? Were you looking for some of that sticky kush? I just don't get it.
And anyway, regardless of the reason for your visit to the "jewel" of Oktibbeha County, what made you think starting trouble there would end in a fashion other than "very poorly?" Do you think the cops in fucking STARKVILLE will respond nicely to "hey I'm a highly rated newcomer to the Ole Miss Rebel football team who was/is expected to contribute to the team this fall who decided to visit your fair hamlet to beat up a guy and steal some shit?" I mean, wow...
"Innocent until proven guilty" and all of that stuff, yeah, sure whatever. But still. You're on the All-Perriloux team now, Jamar. Enjoy it.
Oh, Cup fans, click that link above for the Clarion Ledger story if you haven't already. Peruse the comments if you've got low enough blood pressure to survive it. State fans are just as obsessed with Ole Miss as ever.
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You were right. I will never again question an LSU fan's knowledge of thuggery, especially after your having endured all of Perrilloux's nonsense.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Mar 9, 2009 11:26 AM EDT reply actions
by Anonymous on Mar 9, 2009 11:34 AM EDT reply actions
by Jack on Mar 9, 2009 11:40 AM EDT reply actions
To quote the post on which you're commenting, "You're on the All-Perriloux team now, Jamar."
Read... posts... before snarky comments.
by Juco All-American on Mar 9, 2009 11:48 AM EDT reply actions
After reading the details: Really...REALLY? Brass knuckles? It is 2009 Jamar. You carry Brass Knuckles around? Where the fuck did you get a Delorean in order to go back in time to find brass knuckles. I hope they put you in pound-you-in-the-ass prison for that shit. And for what? Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun with a medium fry and coke. If that is true, good riddance sir and I hope the warden casts you down with the sodomites. You'll feel like you've been hit by a freight train.
by ColRebsLastBreath on Mar 9, 2009 12:12 PM EDT reply actions
by Anonymous on Mar 9, 2009 1:08 PM EDT reply actions
His next step is to meet with Don King, to get the name of the right hair relaxer to put on his noggin'
by Anonymous on Mar 9, 2009 2:17 PM EDT reply actions
I've got a line of credit right now at two Indian Casinos under Isaac Hayes name. Still waiting on John Daly to bite the dust so I can really start pimp rolling. Me and you Jamar, give me a shout!
by Anonymous on Mar 10, 2009 10:24 AM EDT reply actions
I don't understand one damn bit how he could get a second chance and he would go do something as stupid as this!! I guess he was upset at the fact he got the wrong order and had to take it out on someone! What was wrong they didn't give you a toy in your HAPPY MEAL....
Yes, He is one hell of a football player.....but I think some one else who is striving to be the best on the Ole Miss team should get his spot! I get so sick and tired of these players getting a pat on the ass for doing wrong! When will he really get it together??
by Anonymous on Mar 12, 2009 10:04 PM EDT reply actions
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