RSCumor

I heard a rumor that DJ Fluker was going to decommit from Bama to be a Rebel. I also heard that Russell Shepherd wants to run the Wild Rebel. I also heard that Darius Winston was going to be placed in Hargrave (Ole Miss JuNiOr lol ;p). I also heard that Tim Tebow was going to transfer because he too wanted to run the Wild Rebel. I also heard that Steve Spurrier likes a shot of soy in his Starbucks Pumpkinspice Lattee.

Of course, these are all just RuMoRz!!11

What if I told you that Marlon Brown, Patrick Patterson and Bobby Massie are private commitments?

Four posts ago you said you weren't going to spread rumors?

call it RSC-ADD

I said that we weren't going to spread rumors. Juco didn't oblige. He digs this stuff big time. I can't fault him for it, it's definitely fun.

ADD? Yeah, that may be true.

I said that we weren't going to spread rumors. Juco didn't oblige. He digs this stuff big time. I can't fault him for it, it's definitely fun.

ADD? Yeah, that may be true.

I heard that Juco gained 55 pounds of pure football power over the winter and is a private commit to Memphis state to play QB, Kicker, Punter, Center, D. End, Mike backer, and return man.....All at once.

I heard that as a part of the new economic stimulus package, that congress was going to federally fund an additional 25 scholarship for all non-BCS conference teams and give them blank checks on an "as wanted" basis, with goal being to promote socialism by providing more scholarships and money for the more impoverished conferences and to punish the fascist BCS and their lack of playoff.

As a result the following will happen tomorrow.

1. Tim Tebow will take a moral stance against the injustice of this and decide to play in the European NFL next year; partially because it will be the only place he can start at quarterback professionally and also because it allows him to play closer to nations where you don't have to be a doctor in order to be able to take a knife to a boy's penis.

2. Auburn's entire recruiting class will decommit and attend Troy, where the Tony Franklin spread actually works.

3. As a result Gus Malzahn will return to Tulsa, stealing all 4 and 5 star Big 12 recruits along with TCU & SMU.

4. Utah, BYU and Boise will steal all of USC's recruits...they will still not offer scholarships to other Pac-10 commits because they weren't good enough to get an offer to begin with.

5. Georgia and Florida commits such as Andre Dubose, Aaron Murray, Gary Brown and Trent Richardson will all attend Central Florida to play for George O'Leary and to learn how to lie on your resume and doom you future.

6. Miami and FSU commits will attend FIU and bring back mid-game brawls between the schools.

7. Tennesse commits will go to Memphis. State commits will go to Southern.

8. Alabama commits will go to Jacksonville State.

9. Ole Miss recruits will still "Go Giggity", allowing us to easily win the National Championship next year.

In an unrelated story DNA tests are pending to find out if Terrance Cody and DJ Fluker are actually illegitimate half brothers fathered by the Michelin Man.

That's all I've heard today, if my source comes up with anything else I'll be sure pass the word along.

I heard that Robert Elliot would be transferring to Ole Miss now so that he could rock dat deuce since Mike Wallace was gone.

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Is Tebow also going to travel back in time next year? NFL Europe is no more.

Tebow is recreating it. He is the only player, so he will be QB for every team!!!

Brown, Patterson, and Massie huh? 2 outta 3 ain't bad