Be My Valentine, Terrence

by Juco All-American on Feb 13, 2009 3:26 PM EST Comment 23 comments

TeRR BeAr,

Boi, I haD drEAmEd AboUt U laSt niGhT AgIn! I nO U bIn lOoKiN @ mY FAceBOOk! BoI U BetTa RigHt oN My WaLl! U mAy NoT LoOk @ mY FaCeBooK BuT I No I look @ YoUrs!!! WhY DoN’T YoU eVAR caLl?? I jUs 1 2 TalK 2 U! I CaLleD U thA UtHa DaY! I dOnT THiNk U sEeN It BuT I cAlLeD U A LoT sO U MiGhT HeRE It BuT U DidNT!
U bIn HanGiN’ LoW WITh ThAt UtHa GUrl? DaT BiTcH I cUt wItH Da BoX CutTAhZ? I hOpE Not CuZ iF U HaZ I gOn CuT U! HAHAHAHA! iM JuSt PlAyINg! I WoOD NeVAr HuRt U TwAtTy WaTtY! U No I lUv U! I LuV U MoRe DaN D’LiShUs LuVs FlAvA o NeW YoRk LuV TaYleR MaId!
BuT iF U HanGin WiT Dat CrAzY BitCh AgIn, I DoNT KnOw WuT I WoOD Do. It MaY Get mIdEivAl Up in Here! My GuRl CaNnIe aNd Me Is gOnA CoMe vIsiT dAt bItCh aND We GoN BriNG OuR CutTAhZ in CaSe ShE neEd uS tO OpEn a PaCkaGe or SuMThIng!
CaLl Me BaCk TeRR BeAR. We ShUd B 2GethA 4EvA!

Ur GuRl,

***MaRiShA***

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Yikes. just yikes.

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 3:57 PM EST reply actions

That is awesomely horrible.

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 4:30 PM EST reply actions

I think I'm ready for Valentine's Day to be gone.

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 5:24 PM EST reply actions

Humor Fail

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 5:49 PM EST reply actions

Fail

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions

Man... I'm so un-funny.

by Juco All-American on Feb 13, 2009 6:58 PM EST reply actions

I asked Cla-Money to be my valentine one time. Actually, some chick with us did. He was really excited until he saw I was a man.

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 7:49 PM EST reply actions

Don't beat yourself up JUCO...did you have a beer or three at lunch?

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 7:51 PM EST reply actions

Did you all at least understand the subject matter? That crazy girl who cut another girl with boxcutters because she was jealous that the other girl was dating terrence watson?

by Juco All-American on Feb 13, 2009 8:00 PM EST reply actions

Yes, it was understood. Still a fail.

by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 8:53 PM EST reply actions

Apparently everyone on the Cup had the same homework assignment.

by Rh0d3$+@r on Feb 13, 2009 9:21 PM EST reply actions

Is this racist?

by He Dainian on Feb 13, 2009 10:35 PM EST reply actions

It's only as racist as you want it to be.

by Red Solo Cup Admin on Feb 13, 2009 11:12 PM EST reply actions

No. It's not racist at all. It's 100% based on facts and has nothing to do with black or white. Here's a quote from Marisha's friend (on facebook) an hour after the battery/attempted murder happened.

"REE REE I shuDa KNwn u WAS goNE reTAiLIate TuFF... U mY moTha****In GURl!!! I Swear ON my MAMA if I WUda BEEN thUR I WUda HAD YO bacK TO tha FUll...hOES haTE ANd wanNA rUn Up SENd THEy biTCH ass TO Tha ER!!!!"

I'm serious. That's real.

by Juco All-American on Feb 14, 2009 8:31 AM EST reply actions

I laughed. Does that mean I'm not funny either?

by Roy on Feb 14, 2009 12:07 PM EST reply actions

Haha I got it. And loved it. Guess you can't please everyone.

by Anonymous on Feb 14, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions

No Roy, it just means your more stupid than they are.

by GonzoHog on Feb 14, 2009 6:28 PM EST reply actions

This is funny. Black, white, racist, not racist, arkansas fan, whatever...this crap is funny. She had a BOXCUTTER! Seriously. It was a live action episode of COPS on the UM campus. You can't make up funnier stuff than that.

by Peanut Butter Jelly Time on Feb 15, 2009 1:29 PM EST reply actions

terrible

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2009 6:41 PM EST reply actions

Nice....GonzoHog calling someone stupid while simultaneously using incorrect grammar.

Nice...Typical....but Nice.

by Anonymous on Feb 16, 2009 1:08 AM EST reply actions

Bravo sirs. That was comedic gold. It probably was racist, but we're all racist, so it's funny. Racism is the nut-shot video of prejiduces.

by Godfrey on Feb 16, 2009 1:55 PM EST reply actions

I'm pretty sure that rEtARDeD sh0rTH@nD is a multi-race epidemic. It has much more to do with being a 12-21 year old girl than it does with being black or whatever other race.

by Beck on Feb 16, 2009 3:49 PM EST reply actions