Be My Valentine, Houston
by Ivory Tower on Feb 11, 2009 7:39 PM EST
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PrintWhile some of us here can occasion the sweet taste of woman, we are uncaring cavemen and, so, were like the web-minority out there - unaware that the annual Day of Love had come upon us.
Until our sources deep inside the athletic department leaked a series of letters received by them. The first of which is reproduced below.
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GonzoHog makes me wish I didn't live here.
Keep it up RSC. Good stuff.
by AR Rebel on Feb 11, 2009 8:39 PM EST reply actions
Keep it coming,
and gigity, gigity to all of you suger-britches out there.
by GonzoHog on Feb 11, 2009 8:54 PM EST reply actions
by Rebels7 on Feb 11, 2009 9:01 PM EST reply actions
by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2009 9:22 PM EST reply actions
by Anonymous on Feb 11, 2009 9:38 PM EST reply actions
by Peanut Butter Jelly Time on Feb 12, 2009 6:34 PM EST reply actions
I'm very pleased Ole Miss allumni and fans hate me. They have good reason too, 'cause I'm not even close to being done yet.
I here they do have insane assylums in Mississippi though. This is a good thing.
GO HOGS GO, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!
by GonzoHog on Feb 12, 2009 9:40 PM EST reply actions
You are truly delusional if you think we hate you. Hate implies we care. Why would we care about a fictitious name on a blog? Have you not gotten the point yet that everyone on here is just FUCKING with you? You are the butt of the joke. Is that not clear?
by Anonymous on Feb 13, 2009 2:20 PM EST reply actions
In fact, I think that in some maddening way, you have contributed greatly to the success of RSC, and I could not let Valentine's Day go by without a little bit of satire recognizing your awesome commitment to and support of the blog.
Hate you? Heaven's, no. We love you. You are the dark side to our force. So, don't (because I know you won't) let a little smack talk drive you and your wackiness away.
Tell your boyfriend, "Happy Valentine's Day" from all of us at RSC!
by Ivory Tower on Feb 13, 2009 5:25 PM EST reply actions
Ironic?
by Damn You, Bryce Drew on Feb 13, 2009 5:31 PM EST reply actions
Here's a little hint for you, DYBD:
There's a lot more that goes into someone's retardedness than their spelling, and just in case you haven't noticed, this isn't English class.
Also, you have new recruits that can't spell their name.
by GonzoHog on Feb 13, 2009 7:14 PM EST reply actions
As much as I've become accustomed to being the villan on this blog site, and like you said, as much as I've made clear my distaste for "Ole giggity goo goo", I would no doubt be lying if I didn't admit that letter was some of the funniest shit I've ever read in my life.
Considering the circumstances, well done, sir.
by GonzoHog on Feb 13, 2009 8:19 PM EST reply actions
How many times did you proofread your most recent post just so you could make sure that you didn't have any grammatical errors?
I win.
by Damn You, Bryce Drew on Feb 14, 2009 4:16 PM EST reply actions
If that's what you choose to do, that's fine with me. The only problem is your playing by yourself, and you alway's have been.
DYBD,
How many times did you lick your sister's privates, before your finally figured out it wasn't sweet-n-low.
by GonzoHog on Feb 14, 2009 6:20 PM EST reply actions
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