Be My Valentine, The Darkness of Nightfall

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Feb 14, 2009 8:08 PM EST Comment 12 comments

Hate me...

Here I sit. Alone. Deeply, darkly, blissfully alone. You would laugh at me. Oh would you ever laugh at me. But it is I who has the last and most soulful laugh on this day, a disgusting day. While you and whatever vapid tramp you're dragging around-stuffing her face with shitty pasta, chocolates, and appletinis-are about, feeding the corporate guilt war machine with your own wealth all because you hope to get laid, I, xxgr3gxx, will be suffering through true bliss.

Loneliness, that is my bliss. Oh, sweet darkness, envelop me, take my soul. Make me bleed inside. How do you fight loneliness? You smile all the time and laugh at every joke. Hah. Pathetic. Loneliness is for the honest, the ones who are not afraid of their own anguish.

I pity you.

Have a horrible Valentines day, motherfuckers. I'm going to sit alone at Huddle House and drink decaf for two or three before going home to slip into some girls jeans and flat iron my hair. Oh, and I'm going to weep to my new Girl Talk CD.

-emo Greg Hardy

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Girl Talk is definitely not emo.

by Anonymous on Feb 14, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

haha i wonder if Greg Hardy has ever stumbled upon this wonderful blog

by Anonymous on Feb 14, 2009 10:29 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

I know that Girl Talk isn't emo. I was just equating emo with silly trends is all.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Feb 15, 2009 10:33 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

they better hope not, i wouldnt want to see him angry

by Anonymous on Feb 15, 2009 10:54 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

whoever weeps to girl talk must have serious problems...like emo kids and whoever lines up across with GREG MUTHAFUDGIN HARDY

by Stinklesaurus REX on Feb 15, 2009 10:22 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Best photoshopping RSC has done. Robert Smith would be proud.

by Hunter on Feb 16, 2009 2:25 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

girl talk may not be emo, but it is fucking gay. any male who listens to girl talk should be bitchslapped and exiled to france.

by wildandcrazyguy on Feb 16, 2009 3:28 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Oh, how I've missed emo greg hardy!

by thefuturemrsdextermccluster on Feb 16, 2009 8:52 PM EST reply actions 0 recs

Any guy who listens to girl talk??? How 'bout any guy who knows about girl talk!!!

WTF is girl talk, seriously? Wait, don't tell me. I hate France.

by ericwindham on Feb 17, 2009 8:41 AM EST reply actions 0 recs

Do yall know what Girl Talk is? It's only the most badass DJ this side of Planet Jupiter. Seriously, don't diss GT if you didn't witness first hand what went down at the Lyric friday night...

by raven's claw on Feb 17, 2009 11:50 AM EST reply actions 0 recs