This just in: Pat Patterson is Hilarious

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 29, 2009 4:18 PM EST

Erik Skinnett, the staff writer for CrimsonConfidential.com, wrote this Tidbugget (Yancy's got Tidbits,Neal's got Nuggets, we at the Cup have TIDBUGGETS.... which are really just us linking to other folks' sites) on Pat Patterson. It's the typical MadLibs kinda article with the whole "oh yeah I like [COACH] and [PLAYER] so I could really see myself playing for [UNIVERSITY][TEAM NAME] and wearing that [COLOR] uniform" feel to it. However, it does have this quote by Patterson which he uttered while speaking of his recruitment to Tennessee's Ed Orgeron:

"He’s a good guy," Patterson said of Orgeron. "He just talks too loud."

Picturing Pat Patterson speaking in what is an undeniably thuggin' country accent say "he jus talk to damn lout" with a goofy, twisty smirk on his face makes me giggle. Pat, Hurricane Orgeron heard that. Board up Noxubee county now, or you're toast.

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This site sucks.

by Anonymous on Jan 29, 2009 4:55 PM EST reply actions

Amazing insight anonymous... what a cowardly bitch

by ColRebsLastBreath on Jan 29, 2009 5:05 PM EST reply actions

Well, that's it fellas. We had a good run. Pack it in, let's get out of here.

I know, I know you want to stay but, some State fan doesn't like what we do and, well, he even had the courage to anonymously let us know that. We've really just lost the will to keep it up anymore after that hard blow.

Goodbye, SEC and Rebel Blogospheres.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 29, 2009 5:14 PM EST reply actions

Go make a better one then fagtron.

by warchief on Jan 29, 2009 10:50 PM EST reply actions

Anonymous, get off the message boards and get back to banging your sister.

by Rebel Chuck on Jan 30, 2009 2:58 PM EST reply actions

Hilarious.
Some guy quotes a very simple fact, not well taken by supporters of this blog, and what do they go and do? They come back with statements that symbolize that exact factual statement.

by GonzoHog on Jan 30, 2009 7:23 PM EST reply actions

Gonzo,

You sure do visit a site a lot for thinking it sucks. And what statements symbolize he site's supposed suckage? People disagreeing? Of course an Arkansas fan would suggest such a thing.

by Red Solo Cup Admin on Jan 30, 2009 11:09 PM EST reply actions