Loss of Consortium
by Juco All-American on Jan 18, 2009 11:28 AM EST
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PrintThat's just not true. Loss of consortium does not mean erectile dysfunction. It could be as simple as he has his mind in other places or just feels distracted. Loss of consortium is defined as "a term used in the law of torts that refers to the deprivation of the benefits of a family relationship due to injuries caused by a tortfeasor."
For those of you who are unable to understand that simple definition, what it's saying is that Kimber's claim of loss of consortium could mean Andy is just too distracted and stressed out to undertake the duties of a father and husband. Now, it certainly has been used with regard to sexual problems, and rightfully so. There's a ton of case law out there to support that. I guess I'm just saying that loss of consortium could also be a lot of other things. Maybe it's that he's having trouble dealing with emotions with his family or that he's too distracted to want to listen to his family members' issues that arise on a day to day basis.
I think it's a little funny to joke about him sexually, but can everyone just get it through their heads that Andy Kennedy isn't permanently "limp-dicked" and may not be "limp-dicked" at all.
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by Anonymous on Jan 18, 2009 12:35 PM EST reply actions
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by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 18, 2009 3:08 PM EST reply actions
His defense is so trying to bully the "little guy" and the valet witness that whatever sitting judge gets this case will see to it that Kennedy loses.
I wonder if Old Miss is going to use the Tubbs or Fulmer excuse when they let Kennedy go.
To me it doesn't matter what Oxford uses for an excuse to get rid of him; what does matter is that Old Miss looks really bad. And that equals funny times for those of us that enjoy busting balls.
Go Weebals!
by You TOOL on Jan 18, 2009 11:29 PM EST reply actions
You really know how to push our buttons.
by ssmund on Jan 19, 2009 1:22 AM EST reply actions
I love your blog, but c'mon guys. Did y'all have a change of heart over the weekend?
by Patridge for Heisman on Jan 19, 2009 9:15 AM EST reply actions
First, the posts were written by two separate people. Second, one was a satirical way of presenting the story as it has been told while the other was simply an explanation of the definition of "Loss of Consortium."
by Red Solo Cup Admin on Jan 19, 2009 10:05 AM EST reply actions
In this quote y'all are sick of it and then in y'alls fake discussion between him and his wife y'all have this
KK: Andy, c'mon, what's going on!?
AK: I'm sorry babe, it just won't go. It's not working right now I guess.
KK: What the fuck, Andy?
AK: I'm sorry, Kimberly! I'm sorry! I just don't know what's going on? I guess there's just too much on my mind right now, alright?!
It sounds like y'all are fueling the fire that has Juco upset.
by Patridge for Heisman on Jan 19, 2009 10:19 AM EST reply actions
"I think it's a little funny to joke about him sexually, but can everyone just get it through their heads that Andy Kennedy isn't permanently "limp-dicked" and may not be "limp-dicked" at all."
Jokes are funny. Not understanding that he probably doesn't need Viagra is not.
by Juco All-American on Jan 19, 2009 11:25 AM EST reply actions
by Retardo Danny on Jan 19, 2009 1:01 PM EST reply actions
HaHAAAHAAHAha...Hooooooo...
Hold on...
It's just, he used the ...
HAAAAAHAAAaa...
Lady Di joke!!! Hoooooooo...
ZING! Right? ZING!
Ok. Gotta calm down.
Man, I don't know about you guys, but I'm a sucker for a good Lady Di joke. So topical. So appropriate. So... timely.
by Beck on Jan 19, 2009 2:26 PM EST reply actions
"First, the posts were written by two separate people."
There are a few of us here who write for the cup and we all have different opinions, tastes, et cetera. These things happen.
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 19, 2009 3:53 PM EST reply actions
Q: What was the last thing to go through Lady Di's mind at the accident?
A: Her asshole.
You got to love that one.
by You TOOL on Jan 19, 2009 10:19 PM EST reply actions
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