Greg Hardy will be back

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 15, 2009 12:20 PM EST Comment 6 comments

We said it before, but then heard otherwise, but then heard otherwise once more, and then we found some angst-filled poem or some shit scrawled out on a moleskine page which confused us even more so....

Well, shit. I'm not even willing to say he's coming back anymore. Word is that Coach Nutt has, in fact, convinced Hardy to return, heal up, be a badass, ruin quarterbacks, and make big time NFL dollars in next years draft.

Believe it if you will. I'm waiting until after the draft as a precaution to preserve my fragile, Rebel expectations.

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i believe it. he didn't have the season we were expecting, though he did key the destruction of tim tebow and produce tears from his eye balls. why not come back and prove that was a fluke and also win a Western Division championship and a possible BCS bowl bid?

also, did you know that tim tebow's tears cure cancer? it's a fact, it's science.

by Mayor McCheese on Jan 15, 2009 12:45 PM EST reply actions

i should clarify, that his lack-luster season was the "fluke" i was referring to and not the "pantsing" he gave Tebow at the Swamp

by Mayor McCheese on Jan 15, 2009 12:52 PM EST reply actions

Well, Mr. Mayor, if Tebow's tears do, in fact, cure cancer then we've got a very important moral obligation to make our way to the SEC Championship game. It is there and only there that one Greg Hardy can extract those tears and save the lives of countless suffering people.

Get on it. You're the Mayor, dammit!

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jan 15, 2009 1:23 PM EST reply actions

I feel good about this team's morals. When it comes to morals, OM is tops in the SEC. We've had enough victories over morals in our past that I firmly believe it.

by Mayor McCheese on Jan 15, 2009 1:43 PM EST reply actions

Well I'm glad he's coming back to help us out (maybe coming back...), but what about our recruiting class?? What the devil is going on with them??!!??!! At one point I thought we were going to haul in some big names but none have come up! Instead, it looks like we're losing what we've got currently! Can someone clarify what's happening right now????

by Anonymous on Jan 15, 2009 10:59 PM EST reply actions