Season Recap: Photos and Haikus
by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Dec 11, 2008 1:23 PM EST
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Memphis, city ofI beg you, leave our fair town
Don't ever come back
Wake got the ball lastDex threw an interception
Lewis missed the sack
We played hungoverAnd still won by 21
That guy's knee is fucked
Four interceptions?Seriously, Mr. Snead!?
This one is on you
Holy fucking shit!UF may win BCS
You're welcome, Timmy!
Lack of diciplineExposed our secondary
Goalline fumbles!? DEX!
Had a bad 1st halfBama had a bad 2nd
Tweaked Mt. cody's knee
Season's turning pointArkansas fans are crazy;
That was OPI
Jevan started slow,Auburn's offense was limp-dicked
See ya, Tuberville!
No one saw this gameWe made up a fake weblog
SQUAWK EM HAWK EM REBS!
Fuck you, LSUThat shit was way overdue
We earned ugly prize
We brought the egg homeMany happy returns, Dawgs!
Oh no! They fired CroomS!
That was a pretty kickass way to waste time at the office, if I must say so myself. If you've got any other haikus you'd like to share please do. Oh, and to whoever took these photos, shoot us an email so we can give you due credit (omg plz plz let us use them kthxbai).
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by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2008 4:00 PM EST reply actions
Elvis sang Dixie
Never to return again
We hate you Pete Boone!
by Anonymous on Dec 11, 2008 4:16 PM EST reply actions
by rightwingconspirator on Dec 11, 2008 4:17 PM EST reply actions
/best line de la copa roja
by La Loché on Dec 11, 2008 6:55 PM EST reply actions
by Rach on Dec 11, 2008 10:13 PM EST reply actions
by charlymc on Dec 11, 2008 11:14 PM EST reply actions
Humiliation.
Negative fifty-one yards.
Eat a dick, rednecks.
by FireBoone on Dec 12, 2008 12:18 PM EST reply actions
Tebow's tears may cure
Cancer but they cannot cure
Greg Hardy's bitch slap.
by FireBoone on Dec 12, 2008 12:21 PM EST reply actions
The only reason
We didn't score thirty-eight?
Mercy. Suck on that.
by FireBoone on Dec 12, 2008 12:23 PM EST reply actions
A couple more nails
In the old pine box. Karma
Can be a bee-otch.
by FireBoone on Dec 12, 2008 4:20 PM EST reply actions
CupBoys- great post-y'all are the best!
by Hope on Dec 15, 2008 9:43 AM EST reply actions
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