Women of the Opposition: Mississippi State

by One Man To Beat on Nov 24, 2008 9:54 PM EST

Every week the RSC staff or just me looks for scandalous, exotic and really fat women that cheer for our weekend enemies. Women in the SEC are known for their beauty especially at our alma mater- OLE MISS.

Mississippi State. A place for women exuding beauty and class.

These are the kind of girls you bring home to momma.

Their sexy looks, smoking hot bodies and endearing smiles would make a puppy pull a freight train.

Remember son, always use a vinyl oven mitt upon insertion

Wow. We went there.

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I've been staring at that picture and can't figure out what the hell is going on to save my life.

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 1:04 AM EST reply actions

is that artificial insemination? being performed by a toddler? with help from the father? When is granny comin' out to milk the bull? wahooo mittippi tate yeefuckinhaw pass me some o dem biscuits wit da musterd on 'em mmmhmmmmmmmm

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 1:39 AM EST reply actions

Why out of sheer curiosity do you pick one of the worst sororities on campus as the link for the ole miss picture? Granted AOPie girls @ Ole Miss are better than most across the nation, but do us justice. Pick one of the top six sororities on campus next time.

by LSU got raped worse than Indiana Jones on Nov 25, 2008 2:03 AM EST reply actions

Yeah, brahs, they like didn't even have hunch punch at the toga swap and stuff. Pick one of the top 6 mahn, because like, everybody knows that outside of that they're all uggz 'n stuff, dudebrah.

by Beck on Nov 25, 2008 9:24 AM EST reply actions

Why not just slip it in the back Bulldogs? You've got to cut a hole in the side? Dicks. We're going to drop 10 extra points on you hicks for animal cruelty.

by Patridge for Heisman on Nov 25, 2008 10:06 AM EST reply actions

Damn, Easter eggs hunts in Starkville are a lot more labor-intensive than I would have imagnined.

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 12:49 PM EST reply actions

Those are pi phi's in the ole miss pic. I know 2 of them.

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 1:19 PM EST reply actions

Good one, Beck! Because the fraternity guys at Ole Miss use the word "brah" all the time. Umm, incorrect. This isn't Southern California, Beck. Also, sororities do not throw toga swaps with hunch punch. But I guess you wouldn't learn things like that while hanging out at the Southern Breeze. But hey, making fun of fraternities is cool!! However, I hate to admit that you are correct in that LSU got raped's comment was ridiculous, as well as mean-spirited.

by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Nov 25, 2008 3:12 PM EST reply actions

Where are we as a fanbase when the correct identity of a sorority whose members are shown in a picture elicits more commentary than a picture of a State fan helping his son (?) insert his fist into the torso of a fake cow? God help us all.

by P-Willie Style on Nov 25, 2008 3:30 PM EST reply actions

go eat some spicy fries at the union brah

by La Loché on Nov 25, 2008 3:42 PM EST reply actions

@ Shuler

Look bud, I get your hostility. I used to hate it when people took pot-shots at fraternities too. But after you graduate and move away from fratlife, you'll realize how completely retarded things like some guy ripping on (incidentally good looking) girls because they aren't in his idea of a "top 6" sorority are. Also, even though your GDI rips were a swing-and-a-miss, you'll see how dumb that sounds, too. I know you're still in school, man, but grow up.

I guess you're right that my written-impersonation of proto-typical frat talk was off, so... point to you, I guess.

by Beck on Nov 25, 2008 4:00 PM EST reply actions

Beck, I agreed with you about LSU got raped's comment, as I wrote it was "ridiculous, as well as mean-spirited." And I have graduated and moved away from "fratlife", but I wish daily I could go back to being an undergrad at Ole Miss (a sentiment I'm sure is shared by all of us). And by the way, my "GDI rips" were no more a "swing-and-a-miss" than your wildly inaccurate statements demeaning the Greek system at Ole Miss. If you are going to dish it out, be prepared to take it. That's only fair, brah.

by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Nov 25, 2008 4:22 PM EST reply actions

@ Shuler in re: "wildly inaccurate statements about the Greek system":

Look I told you I was in a fraternity. So I know that sororities don't throw toga swaps, or provide hunch punch at parties. I was being disingenuous for comedic purposes. Eddie Griffith doesn't sincerely believe that someone's mother's teeth could be so yellow as to slow traffic either, see?

We're in agreement that the guy's comment was ludicrous. I'm just saying that towing the old "go eat in the Union GDI nerd" rope is almost equally as ludicrous. Especially since you're graduated and have moved on and are just hanging on to frat life Uncle Rico style.

by Beck on Nov 25, 2008 5:17 PM EST reply actions

On a side note, will someone please explain how Indiana Jones got raped?

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 5:19 PM EST reply actions

will one of the admins erase the ongoing conversation between these two? i wanna learn why the ginger has his hand in a cow.

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 5:38 PM EST reply actions

i happen to like the spicy fries. just talk it out over some grits from the HomeZone or a muffin top from Bleeker Street

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 6:33 PM EST reply actions

His hand is in the cow, which I think I remember hearing is actually alive, to learn about the various digestive processes that an animal of the bovine persuasion goes through.

This maroon clad individual and what we can all imagine to be his illegitimate son, Ginger, are practicing the trade craft of the Cow College. Shoving one's hand into the working mechanism of a cow in order to gain some sort of 'knowledge' about life.

As for how this will translate for this weekend, I imagine Houston will be shoving a Powe sized fist up the collective ass of Sylvester, I'm a fucking walrus, Croom.

31-13, Go ring a cowbell fuck wads.

by Anonymous on Nov 25, 2008 6:42 PM EST reply actions

the indiana jones thing is a reference to a south park episode where indiana jones gets raped by spielburg and lucas...he gets raped because crystal skull added all this crazy ass alien ape shit and made it rediculous while they should have just stuck to the original adventure formula that made doctor jones such a hit to begin with...and regarding the union.....chick fil-a, live or die 24/7

by Scotty on Nov 28, 2008 11:25 AM EST reply actions