I'm a big Ole Miss fan... but damn.

by Juco All-American on Nov 10, 2008 1:09 PM EST Comment 11 comments

So... apparently, against all odds, Alabama fans are actually CRAZIER than we believed.

I don't want to poke fun at what was obviously a sick, sick thing happening. I mean, two people died. That's just insane. What brings someone to do that? While trying to avoid too much humor, I can't fathom how the conversation went.

LSU fan: Well, y'all won, but we sure did put up a fight.

Bama fan: Bear Bryant would have won by more points over that faggot quarterback y'all have down there.

LSU fan: Take that back, or I'll shoot you.

Bama fan: Too late. BLAM.

I mean, if my everyday life contained the possibility of being shot whenever I insulted someone or felt insulted, I would be dead. Also, I would move.

It's things like this that give the South the reputation it has for its obsessed fans, and in this instance, they're very right. Alabama fans, you may not be crazier than Arkansas fans, but you're close.

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I just want to know if the Bama fan said something really cheesy before shooting them like in an action movie.

For example, imagine these phrases before a gun firing.

"Roll Tide."
"Purple shirts, yellow britches, go to hell you sons of bitches."
"X marks the spot."
"Rammer Jammer Yellow Hammer."
"27-21"

Obviously, a horrible event and my thoughts are with the family of these people. Truly a senseless occurrence.

by One Man To Beat on Nov 10, 2008 3:06 PM EST reply actions

Yeah, that's fucked up that 2 people got killed over a game, but it kinda sounds like self defense. The LSU fans called him, came to his house, started a fight, then went to get a pistol. The lady that got killed, that was murder, but the first guy was totally self defense. I wish the guy wishes he could have those blink of a moment back, he is royally fucked right now, and he's gonna get Rolled up like a joint in the Pen. Damn!!!!! I wouldn't wish this on my worst enemy.

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2008 3:30 PM EST reply actions

I could see how the (wife?) could be self defense, too. LSU threatens Bama. Bama defends himself. Lady LSU flips out, grabs LSU's pistol and threatens Bama. Bama defends himself again.

Of course, it may not have been like that at all. Man, what a horrible situation.

by Goose on Nov 10, 2008 3:38 PM EST reply actions

LSU fans to to Bama fan's house armed with a gun. LSU fans are now dead. Smells like self defense unless he just disarmed them and then shot them in the back....

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2008 4:58 PM EST reply actions

What a group of ass-hats. Enjoy your shitty blog, pissant.

by Anonymous on Nov 10, 2008 9:55 PM EST reply actions

I was about ready to shoot myself after our fourth pick. Then I remembered it was only an effing game.

by artiger on Nov 10, 2008 11:36 PM EST reply actions

The whole thing is a tragedy and my prayers go out to the deceased and their families. I agree that stuff like this makes SEC fans seeem crazy. I'm proud that we are, but there is a big line between supporting your school and physical altercations (they happen way too much, I'm looking at LSU and Auburn primarily, but everyone that supports college athletics needs to step up). College sports are supposed to be giving people with athletic talent and work ethic a chance to get an education and raise a whole shit load of scholarship money. Tailgates should always be fun and everyone should be able to be proud of the way their school competed (is giving the #1 team in the land their second closest game something to be ashamed of) win or loss. Every team should be able to hold their heads high if they gave a better team a run for their money, that's what sports are about.

by JaxReb on Nov 11, 2008 6:46 AM EST reply actions

you have to feel sorry for the loss of life but it is my experiense with these LSU fans that they probably pervoked him in some way

by Squawk Em Hawk Em on Nov 11, 2008 3:44 PM EST reply actions

This is very sad but these people are nutjobs.

by Anonymous on Nov 11, 2008 4:57 PM EST reply actions

Isn't this the 2nd time that a shooting has occurred in the last year or so involving an Alabama fan after a football game? This is getting a little ridiculous. Perhaps Saint Nick needs to make a statement to help stop the madness.

by JJ on Nov 11, 2008 9:41 PM EST reply actions