Women of the Opposition - Auburn

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 29, 2008 11:49 PM EDT

The Ghost can't sleep, y'all, so he's Googlin' stupid shit through a half open set of eyes to put on the Cup. This week, women of the opposition will feature the good, the bad, and the scandalous (but not at all in that order). If you've got any you'd like to submit, GMail us or just drop something in the comments box.

First, the bad:

I don't know what's worse, the dog-jersey, the bracelet, or the thumb ring.

I know it's a costume, geeze.

I know this doesn't seem very "Plainsy" and I seriously doubt this has anything to do with the Auburn in the SEC, but I do find it pretty funny that a Google image search of "Auburn girls" yielded this ~~likely Obama supporter (oops, did I just say that)~~ young woman.

Next, the good:

Who needs the support of a (certainly large) bra when you've got a big ol' belly-belt?

Finally, the scandalous. These photographs, while certainly SFW in it's purest sense, are not the kinds you'd want your boss (or, shit, even the janitor) catching you taking a peek at. I'm not going to put the image in the post but I'll link to them. There, I've warned you.

I'm pretty sure this chick was in a Playboy, and this girl likely doesn't have much in the way of "self-esteem."

Auburn wimmins: Keeping slightly ahead of the curve set by Alabama for over a century.

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Ahead of the curve set by Alabama? Do you mean the state or the University of Alabama? Because the rustic womenfolk at the cow college are comparable to the Mississippi State girls, whereas Alabama girls are the Ole Miss girls of the Heart of Dixie (although, let's not kid ourselves: Alabama girls still cannot compete with the talent in Oxford). But still, surely you're not putting the trailer trash contingent from AuBARN over the pretty sorority girls in Tuscaloosa. Are you, Ghost?

by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Oct 30, 2008 11:05 AM EDT reply actions

I more or less meant the state of Alabama. Trust me, I know that the average Bama student is more tolerable and attractive than the average Auburn student. Here's the thing with the Cup and her feelings towards Alabama (Crimson Tide, not state): the students and alumni are quite alright whereas the horrible slackjaws wearing "Got Recruits?" t-shirts are competing (and winning) against LSU's shrimpers in the "worst hick-ass fans" competition.

Ask any Cupper and you'll likely get the response of "folks that go to/graduated from Alabama are alright." Hell, one of us has even dated a Tider.

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 30, 2008 11:20 AM EDT reply actions

Good point, Ghost. Very good point. I'll assume those swill-drinking hillbillies from Tennessee have got to be somewhere close to the Tider slackjaws and LSU shrimpers...

by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Oct 30, 2008 11:23 AM EDT reply actions