Women of the Opposition: Arkansas

by One Man To Beat on Oct 21, 2008 11:32 PM EDT

Every week or every other week depending on my consumption of grain alcohol, we delve into the land of promiscuity known as "The Women of the Opposition." The SEC is heralded for our fantastic level of football, but there are quite a few mentions of the eye candy parading about our stadiums and tailgates as well.

Rarely ever has such beauty been seen than at an Arkansas sporting event. The fine caliber of women goes unmatched across the SEC.

A few examples: Woo. Pig. Sooie. Obviously in the "natural state" they spell sexy, S-O-W.

I would be morally remiss to not include some pictures of good looking Arkansas wimmens.

There.

The most important message in all of this is that when you go to Fayette-nam this weekend. Keep your pants on.

You can't spell, "Oh, shit, I got gonorrhea in Arkansas" without Arkansas

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haha, great stuff; not sure I know of that many hotties from Arkansas personally!

by Jesse W. on Oct 22, 2008 12:48 PM EDT reply actions

I want that shirt.
Where does I find??

by Anonymous on Oct 22, 2008 8:29 PM EDT reply actions

Just spent a moment reading this drivel. All I can say is, your parents must be so proud of you. Your integrity and is deafening. Literally. I pity those who find this worthwhile.

by Anonymous on Oct 23, 2008 11:28 AM EDT reply actions

I find it worth while.
Didn't you know we were jackasses for blogging with these people?

Why, I find it quite comforting to know that i'm getting undernieth my enemy's skin.

GO HOGS GO BABY!!!!!

IT'S ON!!!!!

by GonzoHog on Oct 23, 2008 12:34 PM EDT reply actions