Auburn Hate Week Begins... NOW

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Oct 27, 2008 4:38 PM EDT

It's on, you greasy rapscallions. After Saturday, you're going to wish you never made the trip up to Oxford. You're all gonna be like "oh man if having Alabama-cock-envy isn't bad enough, now we've gotta deal with the agony of losing to Ole Miss for the first time in five years."

Kodi Burns is a bitch. Chris Todd; he sucks too. They've got the accuracy of a toddler in potty training. Jevan Snead is gonna carve your secondary like a big, juicy, Razorback ham. Peria Jerry and Jerrell "NOM NOM NOM" Powe are going to make your center wish he was never born. Kendrick Lewis will.... ummm... likely whiff on a tackle and/or drop a potential interception.

RTR Motherfucke.... oh, wait.

Good heavens.

Anybody else see the correlation?

You know how I know you're gay? Because you have a Spy Kids poster.

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Yeah, I hate Awbarn!!!!! Their little brother complex about bama is almost as worse as MSUX complex about us. I can't wait to spread my ass cheeks and take a huge shit on Auburn and their fucked up offense. piss on Kodi Burns, piss on Brad mo lester, piss on that other q.b. juco mother fucker that thought that playing at Auburn was a ticket to the big time. And a Wet Fart in the face coach Tubberville, I hope Jamarca Sanford hits you with the most vicious and the prettiest technique form tackle ever to posted on you tube God Damn buzzards!!!! Fuck you Q. Groves even though you're gone, Fuck you!!!

by Anonymous on Oct 27, 2008 5:30 PM EDT reply actions

Thank you! For everyone that thinks that Alabama fans are a group of classless rednecks, the Tide fans are nothing compared to AuBarn. Auburn is the cow college of the state of Alabama with the inferior football tradition, quite similar to Mississippi State. The agricultural, land grant institution background has made its mark on the entire Auburn program, as its followers are mainly uneducated rednecks prone to knee-jerk reactions towards its big brother, Alabama. I cannot wait to beat these simple yokels and remind them that, not only are they inferior to the flagship university of their own state, but they are also beneath everything that is Ole Miss. Hotty Toddy, and beat that cow college!

by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Oct 27, 2008 11:36 PM EDT reply actions

lollercaust

by matt=keith on Oct 28, 2008 12:24 AM EDT reply actions

Is that an Auburn player in the last pic? If so, who?

by Anonymous on Oct 28, 2008 1:19 PM EDT reply actions

Actually I think that's a young Chris Bowers

by FuckYou Tommy on Oct 28, 2008 3:43 PM EDT reply actions

Lest we forget, we have a couple stolen players from Auburn in Enrique Davis and Pat Trahan. There might be SOME bad blood on the Auburn sideline. Won't be as intense as Arkansas but we might see some revenge hits.

by Anonymous on Oct 29, 2008 3:21 PM EDT reply actions

Lest we forget, the AuBARN fans will also be riled up due to the unbridled pretentiousness of Oxford. See, those stupid rustics view Oxford as a snobby little town because of its glaring lack of trailer parks and flea markets. Having to drive their Orange RVs a few miles down Highway 6 to secure a suitable souvenir from the trip over to Ole Miss just infuriates those Poultry Science majors.

by Mr. Shuler Goes to Washington on Oct 30, 2008 11:11 AM EDT reply actions