Women of the Opposition: Florida

by One Man To Beat on Sep 24, 2008 10:43 PM EDT

Much of the discussion about this weekend's game has centered around QB/Biblical figure Tim Tebow. The life of an SEC QB lends itself to certain privileges, such as beautiful women flocking to the south of your equator.

Indeed, Florida women are of a higher quality than some we have seen this season (see: Memphis). However, we fans at Ole Miss still allow ourselves to hold our gorgeous women up onto a pedestal for it is one of the few things we remain competitive in for consecutive football seasons.

This is contrary to the popular belief that all women in Mississippi look like this, this or this.

Florida, congratulations on your Heisman trophy winning QB who was last seen multiplying loaves of bread and fish for a multitude of people, but your women are just not up to par.

We dress up for our games, so we don't look like these screaming swamp strumpets.

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Haha! Love the post. Really though, who has women up to par with you guys? No one.

Ole Miss girls > Everywhere else.

You should have linked the UF co-ed that just graced th cover of Playboy. Not bad for our "ugly" women.

by LeakBrewerGator on Sep 25, 2008 10:29 AM EDT reply actions

I love the girl in the rebel flag bikini, holding her cigarette!

by The Popcorn Bowl on Sep 25, 2008 12:29 PM EDT reply actions

Erin Andrews is a UF grad. There are some good lookin' gals at Florida.

by Red Solo Cup Admin on Sep 25, 2008 1:16 PM EDT reply actions

No doubt the women at UF have got some nice talent, but some of them come from that shallow north Florida gene pool.

Have you ever seen a native of Panama City Beach? In the words of Keith Jackson, "Whooooa nellie."

by One Man To Beat on Sep 25, 2008 6:54 PM EDT reply actions