Screw writing this blog... we're about to be millionaires!
by Juco All-American on Aug 16, 2008 10:31 PM EDT
Email
Print
An e-mail that redsolocupblog@gmail.com received today:
"Good Day,
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to
the total sum of £6,000,000.00 GBP (Six Million British Pounds) in the
codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since
this is our second letter to you).
We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.
We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are
qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed
upon your acceptance.
Upon your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers
and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary LEGAL documents in
your name at our high court probate division for the release of the
fund in question.
Please contact me immediatley so that we can get this done.
Kind regards,
John Smith"
Woohoo! I guess we're going to donate some of it to the BPF. This is gonna be great. Adolph Jules SoloCup is leaving us SIX MILLION POUNDS! We're ecstatic!
Looks like we'd better kick the guys who never write off quickly. I don't want to split that six mil with a bunch of ingrates.
P.S. We're going to Danny's in Jackson to make it rain on 'dem hos.
"Good Day,
We wish to notify you again that you were listed as a beneficiary to
the total sum of £6,000,000.00 GBP (Six Million British Pounds) in the
codicil and last testament of the deceased. (Name now withheld since
this is our second letter to you).
We contacted you because you bear the surname identity and therefore
can present you as the beneficiary to the inheritance.
We therefore reckoned that you could receive these funds as you are
qualified by your name identity. All the legal papers will be processed
upon your acceptance.
Upon your acceptance of this deal, we request that you kindly forward
to us your letter of acceptance, your current telephone and fax numbers
and a forwarding address to enable us file necessary LEGAL documents in
your name at our high court probate division for the release of the
fund in question.
Please contact me immediatley so that we can get this done.
Kind regards,
John Smith"
Woohoo! I guess we're going to donate some of it to the BPF. This is gonna be great. Adolph Jules SoloCup is leaving us SIX MILLION POUNDS! We're ecstatic!
Looks like we'd better kick the guys who never write off quickly. I don't want to split that six mil with a bunch of ingrates.
P.S. We're going to Danny's in Jackson to make it rain on 'dem hos.
1 comment
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
I get like five of those a day. Yahoo has a horrible spam filter.
by Twins Fix on Aug 17, 2008 2:22 AM EDT reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
Changing the culture of Ole Miss Rebel athletics.
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
