Women of the Opposition: Memphis

by One Man To Beat on Aug 26, 2008 10:20 PM EDT Comment 11 comments

If there's one thing Memphis fans have, it's really attractive women that cheer for them. Nothing says beautiful like southwestern Tennessee co-eds. How they haven't cancelled the Miss USA pageant due to the glowing gorgeousness of these females is beyond me.

Check out these hotties. Woo wee. Git-r-done.

Okay, perhaps this is unfair. We'll just let Confederate Railroad tell you a little about women in Memphis. Nothing says classy dame like a one night stand with one of these guys.

NOTE: As a part of our game week coverage shit talkin' we're going to show you pictures of ugly co-eds from whatever school it is where about to play? Why, you ask? Because all of our girlfriends, wives, one-night-stands, et al look waaaaaaaaaay better than whatever they've got. If you've got any pictures you'd like us to run as a part of this weekly feature then send them our way (the button is on the right toolbar).

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proximity to Memphis was never a good excuse for why i chose Ole Miss.

by David on Aug 27, 2008 3:16 AM EDT reply actions

That last one is just BRUTAL. Wow.

I will say that they had one chick named Lakelyn that was on the dance team that is/was pretty impressive.

She's the chick in this video: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ebYN597aPtM&feature=related

by Bacchus815 on Aug 27, 2008 8:05 AM EDT reply actions

Hey! That's me in the first pic!

by Some fat ass on Aug 27, 2008 8:19 AM EDT reply actions

Yeah, and I guess all those Mississippi girls are from Oxford, right? Funny, a few days before one of our games there was this funny smell in the air. They finally figured out what it was. The Ole Miss cheerleaders.

by Anonymous on Aug 27, 2008 12:54 PM EDT reply actions

And that funny smell...was deodorant.

It helps people not smell like the sewer system, anon.

by One Man To Beat on Aug 27, 2008 1:08 PM EDT reply actions

Anon,

You can't even pretend like Ole Miss girls are way hotter than whatever you've got. It's like pretending the sun's not gonna rise or that Santa is real.

by Red Solo Cup Admin on Aug 27, 2008 1:24 PM EDT reply actions

To quote Ivan Maisel of ESPN on last night's sportscenter, "Co-eds will date you if you wear your school's colors. Co-eds will not date you if you are painted with your school's colors. If you want to date a co-ed, transfer to Ole Miss."

by Juco All-American on Aug 27, 2008 1:51 PM EDT reply actions

juco, he said that on Sportscenter? What was the context? I'd like to see a video clip of that.

by ssmund on Aug 27, 2008 2:53 PM EDT reply actions

Santa is real, and I don't think they were talking about deodorant either. Well, I understand the humor of this article, picking the worst examples of what the competition's women look like. Those were pretty rough, so I guess "mission accomplished".

by Anonymous on Aug 27, 2008 5:38 PM EDT reply actions

Well, I am from Memphis and actually those are some of the most attractive women I have ever seen.

by Anonymous on Aug 27, 2008 5:48 PM EDT reply actions

Ok, so this feature is hilarious and welcomed. I'm glad all my Grove time spent in a cocktail dress and heels has not gone unappreciated. However, don't be mean y'all, at least erase the caption with the names of the girls in the first photo!

by Anonymous on Aug 28, 2008 12:15 AM EDT reply actions