If Neal titled this, it would be "Colbyjack Cheese rolling elsewhere"

That's right. Colby Arceneaux has decided to transfer to Northwestern State. Nutt claims it's because Colby wanted to go somewhere that he could start. I think it's because Colby wanted to go somewhere that he could dress out.

Well, on the bright side, we don't have him on our roster as a constant reminder of what might have been. Just thinking of how different the team would be with Joe McKnight frustrates me.

I'm going to hang my head and cry during one of my many "We went after Joe McKnight and all we got was this slow short white kid" sobbing tearfests. It's 11 AM, and I need a beer.