Thanks, but no thanks.

Dan McDonnell has been offered, and has rejected, an offer to become the head baseball coach at Auburn. McDonnell, the former Ole Miss Recruiting Coordinator and Hitting Coach who took Louisville to the College World Series in his first year there, has done what every almost every Rebel and former Rebel has had the good sense to do - stay away from Auburn.

Ask Dwayne Curtis. Being at the center of the Crimson Tide-Hating Universe sure sounds appealing, but it's not worth the drawbacks of actually having to live there.

In less encouraging news, Kyle Veazy says that McDonnell would listen to Mississippi State if they should call.

Maybe we should call.