EDSBS Visiting Lecture Series: Ole Miss

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on Jun 26, 2008 4:04 PM EDT

Yeah, we wrote it.

Go check out Every Day Should Be Saturday (right now, do it) and see the piece we wrote on our upcoming season. Comments, criticisms, and the like are, as always, much appreciated.

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by Anonymous on Jun 26, 2008 4:27 PM EDT reply actions

I believe "You suck" is criticism, sir.

When can I start blogging?

My fans continue to fill my email inbox with requests.

by One Man To Beat on Jun 26, 2008 5:18 PM EDT reply actions

You're on the freakin blog oneman... you've been able to blog for a few months.

by Juco All-American on Jun 26, 2008 5:22 PM EDT reply actions

What he means by that is: "I don't know how to get this shit to work."

He needs a crash course.

by Red Solo Cup Admin on Jun 26, 2008 6:21 PM EDT reply actions

"Also, say what you will about Houston’s fitness to stand trial in a criminal proceeding, but he’s an honest, stand-up fella. "

I read this and I fell out of my chair. "Honest, stand-up fella?" The validity of that statement will be seen only in the strength of Jevan Snead’s back after Sly Croom breaks it with an egg.

I’m forty-seven. Forty-seven years old. You know how I stayed alive this long? Fear. Fearsome acts. A man steals from me, I cut off his hand. If he offends me, I cut out his tongue. If he stands up against me, I cut off his head, stick it on a pike and lift it up for all to see. A spectacle of fearsome acts. That’s what maintains the order of things. Fear.

I stand to gain many things by October 25. One of those will be Nutt’s head. I will stick it on a pike and I will raise it above the Bobby Hopper Tunnel on 540.

The only wisdom remaining in the skulls of Red Solo Cup will be to turn around and run away. Run away to your tepid little lives. Run home to your mothers and suck on the tit of your soul for another ten years.

by Yellow Tail Swine on Jun 26, 2008 7:08 PM EDT reply actions

tepid, sir? doesn't that mean lukewarm? i don't really think that adjective is appropriate for the context.

yeah, i need a crash course, rsc staff. beware, i have little to do this summer and we may not have the space for my ramblings.

by One Man To Beat on Jun 26, 2008 10:02 PM EDT reply actions

Whiskey Wednesday,
You did not "dismantle" my post.

You merely missed a large and obvious Gangs of New York reference that I fear was only shown in the "backwoods" of Arkansas, never making its way into the naive grounds of Oxford, leaving you with a coach that has a proven track record in used car sales and star recruits magicked down from the heavens and utilized in a fashion that only said coach's dead father could only fathomably imagine.

You are the immature 22-year-old girl in the SEC West's broken post-collegiate relationship that was only continued with because of lustful memories.

Your retarded AD will fire Houston Nutt before Bobby Petrino even thinks about leaving Fayetteville.

I know what you're thinking... who is really more gullible here. Think about that a little longer.

We've seen Houston Nutt at his "dream job" for ten years. We saw the lies and deceitful actions that he weaved right under our noses.

How will you react Mississippi? Will you entrust him with your forgotten souls?

Please do.

Please remain a non-factor in the SEC West. Long for those SEC West Championships, because even your own coach will show you the rings and tell you of their global impact.

by Yellow Tail Swine on Jun 27, 2008 4:03 AM EDT reply actions

You all keep drinking Hootie Hoots Kool-aid out of those red cups, come Oct. 25th Bobby P's gonna give Ole Mrs. an ass frickin' she won't soon forget. Oh, yes.

by BobbyPetrino'scawk on Jun 27, 2008 6:32 AM EDT reply actions

To the arkansas fans,

It's 5:32 AM, and I'M ANGRY!!!

by Juco All-American on Jun 27, 2008 8:29 AM EDT reply actions

Your retarded AD will fire Houston Nutt before Bobby Petrino even thinks about leaving Fayetteville.

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marinate in that for a minute.

by Ivory Tower on Jun 27, 2008 9:36 AM EDT reply actions

All I can say is, you guys fucking killed it! That was my introduction to RSC, and it was not only the funniest thing I've seen in weeks, but an honest assessment of the Ole Miss program right now. Of course you have to expect excessive douchebaggery in the response column on EDSBS by MSU and Ark. fans, but who cares?

by Warchief on Jun 27, 2008 1:11 PM EDT reply actions

Sorry for the missed Gangs of New York reference, Yellow tail. I must have been furthering my education or outside playing sports when you were watching DiCaprio flicks. My bad. I'm sure you felt pretty cool typing all that out though. Making vague movie references is pretty awesome. Seriously, though, what the fuck kind of room to Arkansas fans have to talk about the Cutcliffe-Orgeron debacle when you forced out perhaps the best coach in your program's history a year after an 11 win campaign? Maybe he did deserve it in some ways, and sure, he had some shortcomings. But don't act like Petrino is a genius and a saint, having had no success other than winning, yes, an Orange bowl over WAKE FUCKING FOREST, but a slew of dirty maneuvers and betrayals on his resume.

Honestly, I can't fathom the feelings of anger, insecurity, and blind belligerence expressed by Arkansas fans over this whole episode. Don't bring your garbage over here. This is a site for sports fans who can appreciate things in their own context; for fans who don't wear hog hats, lurk on other sports teams' sites, and beat their wives when they lose to Alabama.

Yellow Tail, you aren't funny or interesting, and you don't seem particularly intelligent. I'm bored of your shit. You live in Arkansas, an island of disgusting women and hillbillies nestled in what would otherwise be a respectable part of the South. Go fuck yourself.

by Whiskey Wednesday on Jun 27, 2008 3:53 PM EDT reply actions

2 girls 1 red solo cup

by Anonymous on Jun 27, 2008 5:21 PM EDT reply actions

So much hate...

I don't get it. Everyone is bitching but everyone wins. If you're Arkansas, Petrino > HDN. If you're Ole Miss, HDN > O. Either way, NO ONE GETS CROOMED. Ever. Again.

by Rh0d3$+@r on Jun 27, 2008 8:13 PM EDT reply actions

Wait, I got to the part where you said he was the best coach in our program's history.

Broyles, Holtz, Hatfield, hell even Danny Ford thinks your retarded for that one.

Petrino, although his O.B. win was only over Wake Forest, still has more BCS appearances than Nutt, Orgeron and Cutcliffe combined.

by Yellow Tail Swine on Jun 27, 2008 10:37 PM EDT reply actions