Rebel of the Week: Omission Edition!

by The Ghost of Jay Cutler on May 4, 2008 9:43 PM EDT

I've been wanting and waiting for the past few weeks to give the Rebel of the Week Award to the Ole Miss baseball player who pulls us though a weekend series through his tireless effort, teamwork, and dedication to success.

Well, looks like I'll be looking forward to the Auburn series for that one.

Instead, I'm just going to give it to anybody but this big-mouthed doucheface:

Put your tongue back in you son of a bitch.

Cody, I don't know what the deal is, and neither do any of my cohorts. We're just baffled. You've got what it takes to win so just freakin' get it done! Yeah, neato, you throw a bazillion-mile-a-second fastball, whatever. We're sick of that crap. Throw some off speed stuff, drop a curve or two in there. I've seen that slider of yours, it's nifty, but you've got to get more pitches to work with. This isn't Hillcrest Christian School; you can't razzle dazzle K's into the box score anymore. This is the Maw Fukkin' SEC dawg, pick it up.

Congratulations everyone-that-isn't-Cody-Satterwhite, you're the Rebels of the Week!

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As a person who is not Cody Satterwhite, I am honored to receive this distinguished award. Thanks, RSC.

by Whiskey Wednesday on May 4, 2008 11:02 PM EDT reply actions

As a person who is not Cody Satterwhite, I'm just really hella glad I'm not Cody Satterwhite.

by Cameo in 'Valpo' Shining Moment on May 5, 2008 12:39 AM EDT reply actions

That's a picture of Cody doing what he does most often - not winning a baseball game.

by DuNing on May 5, 2008 12:56 AM EDT reply actions

He truly is the essence of Ole Miss athletics...we should be grateful to have a player with such potential...by the time he leaves Oxford he might be on the same level as Bobby Lane and Schaeffuh;

by Cameo in 'Valpo' Shining Moment on May 5, 2008 1:50 AM EDT reply actions