Not this kind of bad. Or this kind of bad. But this kind of bad.
They bat .263.
They've won 14 games.
They've lost to Memphis, Samford (twice), and Eastern Kentucky, which I kinda still think doesn't exist, even though they have a website and have obviously won at least one baseball game.
Terrible. Absolutely terrible at baseball.
So, we're going to win, then. Yes. We're going to win. Let's all say it together, and that will make it happen. Nathan Baker will pitch well. We won't need a walk-off home run to win the game. Nope. Gonna win this game. By a lot.